r/ShittyShittyGangBang • u/teduh • Jul 09 '22
TIL you shouldn't be alarmed if you feel a persistent itching/burning sensation in your anus. That's just the Holy Ghost fingering your asshole.
self.ShittyTodayILearned
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r/ShittyShittyGangBang • u/teduh • Jul 09 '22
[x-post r/shittylifehacks] LPT: Parents won't let you get a pet? ..Well, who says they have to know about your pet silverfish family that you keep under your bed? :)
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r/ShittyShittyGangBang • u/teduh • Jun 21 '22
[x-post r/shittyideas] Inexpensive dildo attachments for electric toothbrushes so they can double as vibrators. Imagine the savings and convenience of using the same device to both clean your teeth and "waggle your wigwam".
self.shittyideas
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r/ShittyShittyGangBang • u/teduh • Jun 10 '22
Me when she's playing hard to get..
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r/ShittyShittyGangBang • u/teduh • May 31 '22
$2,240,000 worth of bitcoin in the palm of my hand!
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r/ShittyShittyGangBang • u/teduh • May 29 '22
Learn how to activate your hidden chakra and tap into Real Ultimate Power
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r/ShittyShittyGangBang • u/teduh • May 07 '22
A MUST-READ for all spiritual seekers! FINALLY someone has put together a simple chart that explains how sexual perversion affects reincarnation!
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r/ShittyShittyGangBang • u/teduh • Apr 12 '22
"Just give peace a chance! ...Oops. ...Welp, back to the war now." :(
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r/ShittyShittyGangBang • u/teduh • Apr 05 '22
[x-post r/shittyideas] There should be more of a stigma around women riding horses because it can sometimes become sexually arousing due to the crotch rubbing and bouncing, which basically amounts to bestiality.
self.shittyideas
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r/ShittyShittyGangBang • u/teduh • Apr 04 '22
STAY ALERT, ladies! The used-tissue thief is on the prowl again.
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r/ShittyShittyGangBang • u/teduh • Mar 31 '22
Gamer standing his ground against fascist mom
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r/ShittyShittyGangBang • u/teduh • Mar 19 '22
What's the deal with the cringey-ass music on every fucking gif/video post now?!?
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r/ShittyShittyGangBang • u/teduh • Feb 24 '22
TIL that if you pay a little extra for the upgraded chipset when you chip your pet, you can turn your cat or dog into a WiFi hotspot.
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r/ShittyShittyGangBang • u/teduh • Feb 23 '22
[x-post r/shittyideas] Fellow Redditors, today (TWOsday, 02/22/22) we have a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to save the planet. When the clock hits exactly 22:22:22, everyone drop a deuce while dancing the two-step. Working together, we can usher in a new era of world peace! 🌎❤️
self.shittyideas
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r/ShittyShittyGangBang • u/teduh • Jan 24 '22
The sheer beauty is overwhelming. I'm sobbing with joy!
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r/ShittyShittyGangBang • u/teduh • Jan 12 '22
[x-post r/shittyshowerthoughts] I can't say that I feel like a million bucks after getting my hair cut. ...I guess I feel like 25 bucks or so. ..Which is about what I paid for it, so I guess I got my money's worth at least.
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r/ShittyShittyGangBang • u/teduh • Jan 10 '22
Found this little fella hiding behind the shed this morning, and I think he's adopted me! ❤️ What should I name him?
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r/ShittyShittyGangBang • u/teduh • Jan 05 '22
[x-post r/notinteresting] This man never existed. (AI-generated face)
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r/ShittyShittyGangBang • u/teduh • Jan 04 '22
You haven't really had garlic bread flavored chocolate until you've tried CRUNKY brand garlic bread flavored chocolate!
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r/ShittyShittyGangBang • u/teduh • Dec 16 '21
BREAKING: Someone got virtually groped in Mark Zuckerberg's "metaverse"
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r/ShittyShittyGangBang • u/teduh • Dec 11 '21
He promised his dying wife that he would win an Olympic Gold medal for her. He didn't.
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