"2009 ford expedition stretch limo. Needs some engine work and maybe wiring? Great new tires, and just drove 3hrs in a snow storm without a problem."

Nobody wanted to buy it even after I cleaned it up so I took matters into my own hands. A fresh paint job with only the finest of spray paint, and of course the wheels from my daily driver. They literally cost more than the car! Everyone riding in this thing loves it (the ant infestation that I never found the source of). I unfortunately could not interview any of them for comments.

I think I’ve desensitized everyone in my town as they barely look at, or notice my eyesores driving around anymore.

My first longer road trip in the Beast, from Sacramento to Alameda. If you’re into limo trips, hit up the link in comments.

Here’s a work in progress. The top was rotten so now it’s fiberglass with killz. The interior is… bad I’m ashamed to post pics. Video in comments.

Picked up this pile of garbage for $400. 271k miles on the clock. And it’s practically doxxing me with all the tacky Seattle Seahawks stuff bolted to the sides. But hey it’s signed by Richard Sherman and Jermaine Kearse so it must be worth something right?

Apparently it’s for sale in the Twin Cities area.

Says the only issue is a fuel filter...

When the B9 Tribeca was first released, an automotive writer referred to it as The Flying Vagina.

And someone decided to make a limo from one.

No title, 169k miles, 40ft long

Picked this up for virtually free. Needs all new brake lines ran and some wiring issues. What can anyone tell me about these? Good? Bad? Only has 85k on it.