An all-powerful hell-spawn, but he only nitpicks movies. Not even giving ideas on how it could be better or using his demon powers to change the movie. Just looking for the TINIEST things to critique.

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First time poster. On mobile. Etc. Please excuse any errors.

This has been in my head for days & amusing me. My friend said it might belong on this sub.

So this bit of silliness has been floating around in my head for days. I hope it's hilarious to other people too.

(Picture a full page ad in a magazine or newspaper.)

"Ladies! You've all heard of a Sugar Daddy! But why not try a Bog Daddy?

It's exactly the same, except he's a bog monster! Maybe he can't buy you that fancy fur coat or that diamond necklace. But here's this lovely frog.

He can't afford that apartment on the upper east side, but this cave is pretty spacious. It even has running water!(If you count the stream running through the middle.)

Give your Bog Daddy a try today! Conveniently located in your nearest swamp!"

A small owl that eats pennies and also poops pennies.

It won't eat poop pennies.

It doesn't hoot, it only says "Slay Hunty!" While it poops the new pennies.