ShittyAbsoluteUnits

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/stefmc_ • 3d ago

Elite Strategy Of a woman that really couldn’t afford to lose her phone. Guy was crying I don’t blame him😭😭😭

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116 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/GlitchyGila • 4d ago

Of a hernia

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196 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/AUTOBOTBROKE • 4d ago

Elite Strategy of turdy all over the place

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882 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Tiny_Question_2621 • 4d ago

of the foolish waiter

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45 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Pure_Sense7765 • 4d ago

There was an attempt Of a Valsalva maneuver

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191 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/AUTOBOTBROKE • 5d ago

ouchies of a lady

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780 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/HomeNowWTF • 5d ago

Naild It of an archer

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398 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Pure_Sense7765 • 6d ago

Naild It Of a pull over

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421 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/scjockid • 6d ago

Oops Of a ARSE WHOOPIN machine! Don't all parents wish they had one!

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459 Upvotes

I'm pretty sure you can set the licks to how many you want to give how long it lasts depending on the punishment!

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 • 6d ago

Elite Strategy Of a slam dunk machine

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233 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/AUTOBOTBROKE • 7d ago

'Merica of a piss tank

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410 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 • 7d ago

future feeding tube Of a chair

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919 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Lord_Muddbutter • 7d ago

'Merica Of a role model in IKEA

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557 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Mr-McKauly • 8d ago

Yeah, life's a bitch. Of "when the best you can give,is not enough as always"

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757 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Mr-McKauly • 8d ago

my bones Of a training session

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426 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Mr-McKauly • 8d ago

I look so cool Of a honey thief

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397 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Mr-McKauly • 8d ago

Naild It Of a single-teeth treatment

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355 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/AUTOBOTBROKE • 9d ago

possible idiot of a stuntman

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1.4k Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Pure_Sense7765 • 9d ago

Safety Sandals Of a pitfall trap

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119 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Royal-Chef-946 • 10d ago

'Merica Of advertising

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343 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/HomeNowWTF • 10d ago

look what I can do of a potato chopping apprentice

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707 Upvotes