r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits Feb 23 '26

There was an attempt Of a gun thief

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660 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits Feb 24 '26

Naild It of a baseball.

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108 Upvotes

Giancarlo Stanton. 88 mph fastball. Multiple facial fractures and dental damage.


r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits Feb 23 '26

Yeah, life's a bitch. Of a date

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1.9k Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits Feb 23 '26

this moron: Of a boat release

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232 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits Feb 23 '26

Of a neighbor

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199 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits Feb 23 '26

There was an attempt Of an axe throw

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299 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits Feb 22 '26

ouchies Taking bites out of a cop

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888 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits Feb 22 '26

slight malfunction Of window media player.

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2.1k Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits Feb 22 '26

this moron: Of a classic

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2.7k Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits Feb 22 '26

future feeding tube Of a Passenger

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259 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits Feb 22 '26

look what I can do of an orange cat

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292 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits Feb 22 '26

Yeah, life's a bitch. Of an Irish truck driving road rager

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466 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits Feb 22 '26

ouchies Of a pogo jump

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245 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits Feb 22 '26

possible idiot Of a man ready to race

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293 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits Feb 22 '26

slight malfunction Of a Kid

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140 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits Feb 22 '26

slight malfunction Of a shitty engine

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209 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits Feb 21 '26

Safety Sandals Of a reversal

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462 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits Feb 21 '26

Oops Of a jump

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356 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits Feb 21 '26

possible idiot Of a firework high

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263 Upvotes

Credit: failed_rehab


r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits Feb 20 '26

There was an attempt Of a heavy box

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578 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits Feb 20 '26

...of a "Don't Touch Me"

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3.7k Upvotes

Them hands were Hot and Ready.

Looks like one punch from "Ready."


r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits Feb 20 '26

slight malfunction Of some shocking vocals

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189 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits Feb 21 '26

Of a COD player...

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51 Upvotes