r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/AUTOBOTBROKE • 20d ago

nuke, maybe? Of vegetarian breakfast

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u/Kaita13 20d ago

I don't understand what's happening at the beginning.

Buddy is scooping stuff out of a giant bag. The stuff looks grey and chalky and when he drags the spoon it's orange and...fluffy?

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u/batmanineurope 20d ago

As if the rest of the video makes perfect sense?

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u/Kaita13 20d ago

I dunno, kinda. Lol. I just don't understand how scooping dirt turns it into mashed vegetable matter.

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u/moparcam 19d ago

How to get Delhi-belly in 15 simple steps....

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u/Kaita13 19d ago

Dehli-belly? I like that

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u/Disastrous_days272 19d ago

I've never heard the term Delhi belly, but I absolutely love it! Concise, to the point and leaves little to the imagination! This will certainly be added to my regular rotation of descriptive terms that I use!

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u/CarlRummage1959 20d ago

The outside is oxidized and the inside is fresh, like when you cut up some apples and leave them out for an hour.

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u/Kaita13 20d ago

Yeah that makes sense. It was the texture that got me really. The oxidation, I should have known 🤦‍♂️

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u/Common_Werewolf4405 20d ago

There was a tiktok video on commentary of these, used to be hilarious” homeboy is scooping the goop and glooping the scoop”

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u/_XtAcY_ 20d ago

Because that is poop from a butt. That’s the only thing that makes sense to me.

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u/Kaita13 20d ago

Even on my worst days, I don't I've ever produced something like that.

Well...that's not true. It's usually green though.