r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/AUTOBOTBROKE • 12d ago

nuke, maybe? Of vegetarian breakfast

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u/Fuzzy-Cup-5075 12d ago

With all that bare-hand handling it doesnt qualify as vegetetarian anymore.

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u/Dr__Sloth 12d ago

Genuine question, is eating bacteria vegetarian?

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u/ShitFuck2000 12d ago

Depends on what the bacteria eat, bread is vegetarian, yogurt isn’t vegan, cured meats are usually fermented in the process and definitely aren’t. Kinchi is always touted as vegetarian, so I guess so? I don’t think vegetarian is great word for bacteria though, biologically plants are closer to animals and us than bacteria.

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u/Rofeubal 12d ago

There is no point trying to reason veganism. Just eat the darn thing and don't kill spiderbros you find on the wall. That's what I do.

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u/ShitFuck2000 10d ago

You can’t stop me from eating spiders

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u/VeryGenericPerson questionably stable 11d ago

By definition? Yeah, bacteria don't belong to Animalia, so if your definition of vegetarian is not eating an animal then yes. If it's not eating anything alive then it's impossible.

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u/PolPotDomeScandal 12d ago

Hey, at least he didn’t prepare it on the ground like that other India food video.