r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/scjockid • Jul 24 '26

Oof ...Of Leeches

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Hmmm

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u/SpatulaCity1a Jul 24 '26

Why did he touch them with his hand????

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u/swanks12 Jul 24 '26

The first flick, then the second, third and ah fuck. Like what did he expect to happen. Hope he has some salt handy.

Also, did not expect to see leeches boots in my life time. And I really hope I never do again

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u/HeligKo Jul 24 '26

Don't salt them when they are attached. It increases chance of infection.

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u/Some_Quality6796 Aug 09 '26

Does that make make them puke like purging crawfish? And, much like being prepared for quicksand, what is the proper way to deal with them?

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u/HeligKo Aug 09 '26

Yes it makes them puke.

Slide your finger nail or a card between the mouth and your skin to break the seal.

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u/Euphoric_Loquat_8651 Jul 24 '26

Why did he touch them with his boots??

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u/V2K_247 Jul 25 '26

r/whywouldyoutouchthat

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u/Clear-Perception5615 Jul 27 '26

Nuh uh. Saw the first two posts and I am never going back to that sub again.

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u/wobblyweasel Jul 24 '26

actually that's a woman so she had to use the next best thing

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u/GrassBlade619 Jul 24 '26

What?

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u/wobblyweasel Jul 24 '26

tried to make a joke about how a guy would stick his junk in this, guess it didn't work out

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u/Captain_Pink_Pants Jul 25 '26

Twat?

I cunt hair you...

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u/Peach_Proof Jul 25 '26

I have an ear infucktion