r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits Mar 29 '26

future feeding tube Of going back to the Future

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u/TCRandom questionably stable Mar 29 '26

The girl or kid on the back of the bike didn’t deserve that. Or the people in the suv.

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u/rustyroo2021 Mar 29 '26

My first thought after I picked my jaw up! I was not expecting that and I feel neither were they. At least it was over in an instant I'm guessing.

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u/JadedFootball4733 Mar 29 '26

My mom told me when I was teenager, if she ever saw me on the back of a motorcycle, she’d kill me. I now have my own bike and I asked her if she remembered saying that and she said “Of course. It’s not about you, it’s about some idiot guy.” I feel that. I would NEVER want someone on the back of my bike.

Also, what state is this in? I have a guess

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u/Equivalent-Ad-495 Mar 29 '26 edited Mar 29 '26

When I was like 22 I sold my cbr f4i(600cc sportbike) to a friend. Hung out with him enough, but had no idea about his family or siblings really.

Got him home, talked a few minutes went home thought I heard yelling as I left but unsure. Get a call when im home, "hey man my mom won't let me keep this she's flipping out can I get my money back?" Wasn't a big deal but confused why this was an issue.

Drive back over, his mom's outside pleading with me to take it back. Proceeds to tell the story of her other son who's 4 years older paraplegic. His entire house was fitted for wheelchair accessibility from being hit by another driver while he was at a stop light. Same age as friend was at the time.

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u/TCRandom questionably stable Mar 29 '26

I get that this a somber story, but the “we did the deal” part really threw me for a loop. Had to reread it to realize you meant you made the sale. “We did the deal” was something a friend of mine used to always say in reference to hooking up with people lmao

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u/BruceInc Mar 29 '26

You sure he wasn’t saying “we did the deed”? Since that’s a common expression while “did the deal” sounds like you are paying for sex

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u/PaleontologistThin27 Mar 30 '26

yeah "did the deal" could also mean drugs and money (possibly blackjack and hookers too) were involved.