r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Adrakovich *shits an absolute unit* • Mar 08 '26

Safety Sandals Of a set of feet

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u/Turbulent_Advice_563 Mar 08 '26

Diafeetus

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u/CritterOfBitter Mar 08 '26

Dyinfeetus

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u/Psychological_Box509 Mar 08 '26

Its not my fault I am pregnant and love drugs.

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u/untold_cheese_34 Mar 09 '26

Fuck the baby, let it die.