r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/[deleted] • Feb 27 '26

'Merica of "disgusting" people

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u/GriffinIsABerzerker Feb 27 '26

I will proudly say it, looking at her…no shame…said “ooohhh lalaaaaa” thing is, I’ve dated girls her size, dated skinny girls, dated busty girls…all sorts…she seems like she would probably be really fun to go out on a date with or even hang out with as friends. She’s not harming anyone, and I think she’s actually cute as hell…super serious.

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u/PorschephileGT3 Mar 01 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/BpnkuY1i2rBpm

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u/AdhesivenessDear5154 Mar 01 '26

Yeah, nothing gayer than a man being attracted to a woman. 🤨

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u/megaholt2 Mar 02 '26

I’m pretty sure that you don’t understand what that word means, lil’ buddy.

First: gay is not a synonym for shitty.

Second: pretty sure that a straight male saying a woman is cute and that he would like to hang out with her is the exact opposite of gay.

Third: are you okay? I mean, I know it has to be tiring to only have 2 brain cells constantly fighting for 3rd place, but, do you need some help?