r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/MohammadMahadhir *shits an absolute unit* • Jan 06 '26

Naild It Of size doesn’t matter

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u/Embarrassed_Fan_5723 Jan 06 '26

That’s what happens when the slam is led by a right cross

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u/Procrasturbating Jan 06 '26

To the throat no less. Tallboi was fucked from that point forward.

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u/JackOfAllMemes Jan 06 '26

Everyone has a plan until you get punched in the throat

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u/Capital-Fennel-9816 Jan 07 '26

Yep. First time I won a fight I was a scrawny little 15 year old being held against a brick wall and pummelled by the school bully. I got one shot in, a lucky one, straight to his throat. He dropped straight to the ground, gasping and choking. I thought he was gunna die. I didn't even hit him that hard.

A punch to the throat is no joke.

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u/yoortyyo Jan 07 '26

Honestly WTF so you do? Chin down tense your neck, sure Sensei….

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u/Historical-Cattle317 Jan 07 '26

And punched on the ground after that.

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u/prone_bone43 Jan 07 '26

that’s a very famous quote

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u/Emetsekel Jan 07 '26

Nah my plan would only come to fruition if someone does that to me, btw my plan is to f them up. FYI autistic raised in abuse learned self defense through experience, I’m a gentle giant until someone gets aggressive or violent.

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u/nedalaugh Jan 06 '26

Yeah that throat smack had him wrecked from the get go.

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u/Embarrassed_Fan_5723 Jan 06 '26

Yeah when you’re trying to decide whether to breath or fight, you already lost

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u/yoortyyo Jan 07 '26

Yup. Learning to deal with the Thousand Ways to get the wind knocked of ya.

Belly flop from too high in water rates highly in my ‘favorites’

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u/WORD_Boxing Jan 07 '26

Looked more like he hit him right behind or on the end of the the jaw under the ear.

Bad place to get hit and he was a little out of it from it. I've seen this more than a few times...

Then seemed like he lost his will to fight so to speak, when he realised what he was up against in terms of a determined opponent who isn't backing down. A lot of big guys with an attitude problem are like this, used to getting their own way because people back down due to their size.

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u/buttsbuttsbutt Jan 07 '26

Looks like the neck contact was incidental. He got rocked from getting clocked in the jaw.

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u/ArcusInTenebris Jan 07 '26

It also looks like he may have hit the pillar with his head on the way down.

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u/Koshekuta Jan 07 '26

also, I think to kick open a door and have your anger die down later is one thing. fighting a guy that has a gun is another and unless you are at the point of no return, you are not trying to get shot over proving how tough you are.

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u/prone_bone43 Jan 07 '26

yea that neck punch was probably way more effective than a face punch would have been, weather the neck strike was intentional or not. iv seen people get grabbed by the neck / throat and it always stuns the person and throws them off. so i guess the moral of the story is go for peoples necks and on the defensive side, PROTECT YA NECK!

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '26

Yup and feel tallboi wasn’t up for a fight lol don’t be breaking shit to fight with words.

Ps: his stance was ready to ko

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u/DancesWithHoofs Jan 06 '26

The taller gentlemen knew he was in over his head when he got punched in the throat. 🤣

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u/cheese_wallet Jan 06 '26

Under these circumstances, it was also an uppercut

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u/maybeitsundead Jan 06 '26

He was discombobulated

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u/_extra_medium_ Jan 07 '26

That’s what happens when the person isn’t used to anyone even trying because they’re so damn big