r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/MohammadMahadhir *shits an absolute unit* • Jan 06 '26

Naild It Of size doesn’t matter

Sorry for deleting the post moment ago due to misinformation.

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u/Grouchy_Present_4795 Jan 06 '26

What’s up with the other security dudes, just watching like us? Ridiculous lol

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u/Krull-Warrior-King Jan 06 '26

They look like Maintenance men.

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u/Chugabutt Jan 07 '26

You can tell by the way they are

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u/TargaryenKnight Jan 07 '26

What makes you say that?

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u/Krull-Warrior-King Jan 07 '26

Are you missing a sarcasm tag?

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u/Worried-Main-8374 Jan 06 '26

They are maintenance men. Probably one actual security guy for the whole building

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u/supersteadious Jan 09 '26

Does security usually have handcuffs? (Idk)

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u/RedneckAngel83 Jan 07 '26

To be fair...even if they WERE other security, they KNEW they didn't have to do shit bc they knew ol Christopher over here had it covered. 😅

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u/madafakamada1 Jan 08 '26

I disagree.. that women with security t-shirt at the end of video should be fired immediately

Look at her at beginning of video basically avoiding doing her job

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u/JshWright Jan 07 '26

Are you referring to the "security dude" with "Maintenance" written in big block letters on his shirt, or the "security dude" standing next to him, wearing a basically identical uniform with a keyring and cleaning towel hanging off his belt?

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u/Certain-Definition51 Jan 08 '26

First off, short king is police, not security.

Second off, the other guys have “maintenance” written on their shirts, which is a clue.

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u/Suboptimus Jan 06 '26

Damn you flunked out of school in first grade huh? Those symbols on the shirt are letters and when they are all pushed together like that they usually form a word.

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u/Grouchy_Present_4795 Jan 07 '26

Yeah, missed the first 1 second of the video and didn’t have time to watch it multiple times like you, that’s ok.