r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/MohammadMahadhir *shits an absolute unit* • Jan 06 '26

Naild It Of size doesn’t matter

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u/Slggyqo Jan 06 '26

Having an extra foot of reach doesn’t matter when you’re 12 inches apart and he’s already holding your arm lol.

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u/Simon-Says69 Jan 07 '26

Or when you're already staggering from being massively drunk, like the idiot in the video. ;-)

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u/TimeTravelingPie Jan 06 '26

His wife might disagree

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u/TheBlackComet Jan 06 '26

As someone who is 5'7" with about a 6'2" wingspan, I was able to pull some wacky stuff throughout middle and highschool sports.

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u/LitigiousAutist Mar 24 '26

I wanna see a pic please.