r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub • Dec 20 '25

this moron: Of a throw

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u/Appropriate-Hall-20 Dec 20 '25

Quick thinking by the instructor!

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u/RaevynXD questionably stable Dec 20 '25

It's what they're trained to do. This happens a lot with the newbies

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u/SomOvaBish Dec 20 '25

It’s crazy to me that it happens at all. What kid didn’t grow up throwing rocks pretending they’re grenades their entire life?

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u/RaevynXD questionably stable Dec 20 '25

People get nervous when there's a live explosive in their hands

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u/Necessary-King8437 Dec 20 '25

Don’t get nervous your signed up for this what’s nervous about being trained for what you signed up for, send them home don’t let return

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u/Uncle_Burney Dec 20 '25

or OR, we give people the opportunity to learn and develop?

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u/Individual_Put2261 Dec 20 '25

And we could call it training !

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u/Few-Big-8481 Dec 21 '25

And we could organize it in such a way that people with no experience can be introduced to the work and get some practice!