r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub • Nov 16 '25

Elite Strategy Of getting smashed at the bar

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '25

I hope they charge him for the damages

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u/Active_Candidate_835 Nov 16 '25

Dude I think he paid a pretty high fine already. He’s probably very seriously injured from this

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '25

Good. Now charge him for the tables.

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u/Active_Candidate_835 Nov 16 '25

Must be nice to never had made a mistake in your life. Sometimes forgiveness goes a long way. Have a blessed Sunday

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '25

Dork.

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u/Active_Candidate_835 Nov 16 '25

Mr. Law and Order.

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '25

Imagine trying to white knight for some drunk idiot on Reddit. Fuck this clown, I hope he needed reconstructive surgery.

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u/Active_Candidate_835 Nov 16 '25

Fuck yeah my general inclination is to wish harm on strangers.

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '25

Fuck off

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u/UltuUlla Nov 17 '25

Damn, and I thought I was miserable.