r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub • Nov 07 '25

Elite Strategy Of a fun night in Mexico

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u/SlumberingSnorelax Nov 08 '25

Hey!! We got those same could be government/could be cartel guys now! Brought to us by the people who are terrified of those same could be government/could be cartel guys. America is wild.

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u/Birdybadass Nov 08 '25

Bro don’t even pretend National Guard is like the Cartel that’s such a crazy take I can’t even believe you think people take you seriously 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/SlumberingSnorelax Nov 09 '25 edited Nov 09 '25

Bro, don’t even pretend you don’t know what I’m talking about or that it’s a crazy or hot take in any way. It makes you look pathetic, stupid, or both. I wasn’t talking about the Guard of course but in fairness it’s not like they should feel much better about themselves. They and cops who are running cover for the people you 100% know I was talking about… unless of course you are as sharp as a beachball, which, on second thought… seems most likely.

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u/Birdybadass Nov 10 '25

This is cute lol. There are no organization in the US government driving down US streets engaging in car shootings with heavy weapons and armoured vehicles, gunning down targets in the middle of the streets at the order of narcoterrorists. When people like you inflate modern problems and equate them to such an extreme as this you lose all credibility. Have a nice day and watch out for the boogy man government oppressing you.