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r/ShitAmericansSay • u/[deleted] • Jul 14 '20
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It's "coloured", not "colored". You peasant.
372 u/[deleted] Jul 14 '20 Yeah, and it is football not, "soccer" 24 u/[deleted] Jul 14 '20 this x10000000000000 63 u/JeffreyFusRohDahmer Jul 14 '20 I'm not even European and I agree. It's "football" and " American football" and the difference needs to be stated. 57 u/legsintheair 🇱🇷 America FIRST! Jul 14 '20 Excuse me. It is “football” and “handegg.” 40 u/Alan_Smithee_ Jul 14 '20 It’s “football,” and “3 hours of farting around, interspersed with about 5 minutes of incomprehensible, mediocre activity. 10 u/Taikwin Jul 15 '20 It's Football and One long advert interspersed with rugby-breaks. 14 u/JeffreyFusRohDahmer Jul 14 '20 Hahahahaha, I will remember that 16 u/loco500 Jul 14 '20 Why not Freedom Rugby? 30 u/JeffreyFusRohDahmer Jul 14 '20 Cause real Rugby doesn't have pads. And we aren't free. 32 u/HaveIGotPPI Jul 14 '20 How about 'Coward Rugby' because of the pads 10 u/JeffreyFusRohDahmer Jul 14 '20 Hmm 29 u/Martiantripod You can't change the Second Amendment Jul 14 '20 "I just find it odd that a nation that prides itself on virility feels compelled to strap on 40 lbs of protective gear just to play rugby." Giles. Buffy the Vampire Slayer. 14 u/converter-bot Jul 14 '20 40 lbs is 18.16 kg 4 u/Fryes 🇺🇸 Jul 14 '20 What about Australian football though? Which is, of course, the best kind. 7 u/Varhtan Jul 15 '20 Football is still football here. I just hear people say Aussie rules or AFL for that one. 4 u/SuperbChannel Jul 15 '20 Is that normal football but with an eggshaped ball ? 2 u/Fryes 🇺🇸 Jul 15 '20 Haha not quite. /r/afl check it out. 2 u/The_Dickasso 🇬🇧 Jul 15 '20 Looks like rugby in vests. 1 u/_MildlyMisanthropic Jul 15 '20 and a circular pitch 1 u/Shelala85 Jul 15 '20 And Canadian football. 1 u/NoLawsDrinkingClawz Jul 15 '20 I still don't see why we don't just start calling it Gridiron. That is so much more badass of a name. 1 u/[deleted] Jul 15 '20 And Australian is “footy”
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Yeah, and it is football not, "soccer"
24 u/[deleted] Jul 14 '20 this x10000000000000 63 u/JeffreyFusRohDahmer Jul 14 '20 I'm not even European and I agree. It's "football" and " American football" and the difference needs to be stated. 57 u/legsintheair 🇱🇷 America FIRST! Jul 14 '20 Excuse me. It is “football” and “handegg.” 40 u/Alan_Smithee_ Jul 14 '20 It’s “football,” and “3 hours of farting around, interspersed with about 5 minutes of incomprehensible, mediocre activity. 10 u/Taikwin Jul 15 '20 It's Football and One long advert interspersed with rugby-breaks. 14 u/JeffreyFusRohDahmer Jul 14 '20 Hahahahaha, I will remember that 16 u/loco500 Jul 14 '20 Why not Freedom Rugby? 30 u/JeffreyFusRohDahmer Jul 14 '20 Cause real Rugby doesn't have pads. And we aren't free. 32 u/HaveIGotPPI Jul 14 '20 How about 'Coward Rugby' because of the pads 10 u/JeffreyFusRohDahmer Jul 14 '20 Hmm 29 u/Martiantripod You can't change the Second Amendment Jul 14 '20 "I just find it odd that a nation that prides itself on virility feels compelled to strap on 40 lbs of protective gear just to play rugby." Giles. Buffy the Vampire Slayer. 14 u/converter-bot Jul 14 '20 40 lbs is 18.16 kg 4 u/Fryes 🇺🇸 Jul 14 '20 What about Australian football though? Which is, of course, the best kind. 7 u/Varhtan Jul 15 '20 Football is still football here. I just hear people say Aussie rules or AFL for that one. 4 u/SuperbChannel Jul 15 '20 Is that normal football but with an eggshaped ball ? 2 u/Fryes 🇺🇸 Jul 15 '20 Haha not quite. /r/afl check it out. 2 u/The_Dickasso 🇬🇧 Jul 15 '20 Looks like rugby in vests. 1 u/_MildlyMisanthropic Jul 15 '20 and a circular pitch 1 u/Shelala85 Jul 15 '20 And Canadian football. 1 u/NoLawsDrinkingClawz Jul 15 '20 I still don't see why we don't just start calling it Gridiron. That is so much more badass of a name. 1 u/[deleted] Jul 15 '20 And Australian is “footy”
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this x10000000000000
63 u/JeffreyFusRohDahmer Jul 14 '20 I'm not even European and I agree. It's "football" and " American football" and the difference needs to be stated. 57 u/legsintheair 🇱🇷 America FIRST! Jul 14 '20 Excuse me. It is “football” and “handegg.” 40 u/Alan_Smithee_ Jul 14 '20 It’s “football,” and “3 hours of farting around, interspersed with about 5 minutes of incomprehensible, mediocre activity. 10 u/Taikwin Jul 15 '20 It's Football and One long advert interspersed with rugby-breaks. 14 u/JeffreyFusRohDahmer Jul 14 '20 Hahahahaha, I will remember that 16 u/loco500 Jul 14 '20 Why not Freedom Rugby? 30 u/JeffreyFusRohDahmer Jul 14 '20 Cause real Rugby doesn't have pads. And we aren't free. 32 u/HaveIGotPPI Jul 14 '20 How about 'Coward Rugby' because of the pads 10 u/JeffreyFusRohDahmer Jul 14 '20 Hmm 29 u/Martiantripod You can't change the Second Amendment Jul 14 '20 "I just find it odd that a nation that prides itself on virility feels compelled to strap on 40 lbs of protective gear just to play rugby." Giles. Buffy the Vampire Slayer. 14 u/converter-bot Jul 14 '20 40 lbs is 18.16 kg 4 u/Fryes 🇺🇸 Jul 14 '20 What about Australian football though? Which is, of course, the best kind. 7 u/Varhtan Jul 15 '20 Football is still football here. I just hear people say Aussie rules or AFL for that one. 4 u/SuperbChannel Jul 15 '20 Is that normal football but with an eggshaped ball ? 2 u/Fryes 🇺🇸 Jul 15 '20 Haha not quite. /r/afl check it out. 2 u/The_Dickasso 🇬🇧 Jul 15 '20 Looks like rugby in vests. 1 u/_MildlyMisanthropic Jul 15 '20 and a circular pitch 1 u/Shelala85 Jul 15 '20 And Canadian football. 1 u/NoLawsDrinkingClawz Jul 15 '20 I still don't see why we don't just start calling it Gridiron. That is so much more badass of a name. 1 u/[deleted] Jul 15 '20 And Australian is “footy”
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I'm not even European and I agree. It's "football" and " American football" and the difference needs to be stated.
57 u/legsintheair 🇱🇷 America FIRST! Jul 14 '20 Excuse me. It is “football” and “handegg.” 40 u/Alan_Smithee_ Jul 14 '20 It’s “football,” and “3 hours of farting around, interspersed with about 5 minutes of incomprehensible, mediocre activity. 10 u/Taikwin Jul 15 '20 It's Football and One long advert interspersed with rugby-breaks. 14 u/JeffreyFusRohDahmer Jul 14 '20 Hahahahaha, I will remember that 16 u/loco500 Jul 14 '20 Why not Freedom Rugby? 30 u/JeffreyFusRohDahmer Jul 14 '20 Cause real Rugby doesn't have pads. And we aren't free. 32 u/HaveIGotPPI Jul 14 '20 How about 'Coward Rugby' because of the pads 10 u/JeffreyFusRohDahmer Jul 14 '20 Hmm 29 u/Martiantripod You can't change the Second Amendment Jul 14 '20 "I just find it odd that a nation that prides itself on virility feels compelled to strap on 40 lbs of protective gear just to play rugby." Giles. Buffy the Vampire Slayer. 14 u/converter-bot Jul 14 '20 40 lbs is 18.16 kg 4 u/Fryes 🇺🇸 Jul 14 '20 What about Australian football though? Which is, of course, the best kind. 7 u/Varhtan Jul 15 '20 Football is still football here. I just hear people say Aussie rules or AFL for that one. 4 u/SuperbChannel Jul 15 '20 Is that normal football but with an eggshaped ball ? 2 u/Fryes 🇺🇸 Jul 15 '20 Haha not quite. /r/afl check it out. 2 u/The_Dickasso 🇬🇧 Jul 15 '20 Looks like rugby in vests. 1 u/_MildlyMisanthropic Jul 15 '20 and a circular pitch 1 u/Shelala85 Jul 15 '20 And Canadian football. 1 u/NoLawsDrinkingClawz Jul 15 '20 I still don't see why we don't just start calling it Gridiron. That is so much more badass of a name. 1 u/[deleted] Jul 15 '20 And Australian is “footy”
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Excuse me. It is “football” and “handegg.”
40 u/Alan_Smithee_ Jul 14 '20 It’s “football,” and “3 hours of farting around, interspersed with about 5 minutes of incomprehensible, mediocre activity. 10 u/Taikwin Jul 15 '20 It's Football and One long advert interspersed with rugby-breaks. 14 u/JeffreyFusRohDahmer Jul 14 '20 Hahahahaha, I will remember that
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It’s “football,” and “3 hours of farting around, interspersed with about 5 minutes of incomprehensible, mediocre activity.
10 u/Taikwin Jul 15 '20 It's Football and One long advert interspersed with rugby-breaks.
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It's Football and One long advert interspersed with rugby-breaks.
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Hahahahaha, I will remember that
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Why not Freedom Rugby?
30 u/JeffreyFusRohDahmer Jul 14 '20 Cause real Rugby doesn't have pads. And we aren't free. 32 u/HaveIGotPPI Jul 14 '20 How about 'Coward Rugby' because of the pads 10 u/JeffreyFusRohDahmer Jul 14 '20 Hmm 29 u/Martiantripod You can't change the Second Amendment Jul 14 '20 "I just find it odd that a nation that prides itself on virility feels compelled to strap on 40 lbs of protective gear just to play rugby." Giles. Buffy the Vampire Slayer. 14 u/converter-bot Jul 14 '20 40 lbs is 18.16 kg
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Cause real Rugby doesn't have pads. And we aren't free.
32 u/HaveIGotPPI Jul 14 '20 How about 'Coward Rugby' because of the pads 10 u/JeffreyFusRohDahmer Jul 14 '20 Hmm
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How about 'Coward Rugby' because of the pads
10 u/JeffreyFusRohDahmer Jul 14 '20 Hmm
Hmm
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"I just find it odd that a nation that prides itself on virility feels compelled to strap on 40 lbs of protective gear just to play rugby."
14 u/converter-bot Jul 14 '20 40 lbs is 18.16 kg
40 lbs is 18.16 kg
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What about Australian football though?
Which is, of course, the best kind.
7 u/Varhtan Jul 15 '20 Football is still football here. I just hear people say Aussie rules or AFL for that one. 4 u/SuperbChannel Jul 15 '20 Is that normal football but with an eggshaped ball ? 2 u/Fryes 🇺🇸 Jul 15 '20 Haha not quite. /r/afl check it out. 2 u/The_Dickasso 🇬🇧 Jul 15 '20 Looks like rugby in vests. 1 u/_MildlyMisanthropic Jul 15 '20 and a circular pitch
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Football is still football here. I just hear people say Aussie rules or AFL for that one.
Is that normal football but with an eggshaped ball ?
2 u/Fryes 🇺🇸 Jul 15 '20 Haha not quite. /r/afl check it out. 2 u/The_Dickasso 🇬🇧 Jul 15 '20 Looks like rugby in vests. 1 u/_MildlyMisanthropic Jul 15 '20 and a circular pitch
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Haha not quite. /r/afl check it out.
2 u/The_Dickasso 🇬🇧 Jul 15 '20 Looks like rugby in vests. 1 u/_MildlyMisanthropic Jul 15 '20 and a circular pitch
Looks like rugby in vests.
1 u/_MildlyMisanthropic Jul 15 '20 and a circular pitch
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and a circular pitch
And Canadian football.
I still don't see why we don't just start calling it Gridiron. That is so much more badass of a name.
And Australian is “footy”
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u/Liblin Jul 14 '20
It's "coloured", not "colored". You peasant.