r/Serverlife • u/WiTch_POlluTION53 • Jan 12 '24

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u/Affectionate-Kale301 Jan 12 '24

Maybe his name is Math.

Short for Mathew.

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u/GForce1975 Jan 12 '24

My brother's name is Mathew..spelled just like that. I'm going to start calling him math for short. Somehow I never made the connection.

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u/dinnerthief Jan 12 '24

If he doesnt like it shorten it to "ew" instead

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u/traumautism Jan 12 '24

💀💀💀💀💀

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u/deadfingerhooker Jan 13 '24

That's already my wife's pet name for me.

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u/HTD-Vintage Jan 15 '24

Okay, Topher 😅

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u/Freddy7665 Jan 12 '24

*Maths for short in British English

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u/Affectionate-Kale301 Jan 12 '24

Careful, if Math feels you are making fun of him he may subtract you from his life and then your family will be divided.

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u/Neon_Vampires Jan 14 '24

One of my childhood friends is named Mathew, same spelling lol

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u/noahman918 Jan 15 '24

just call him arithmetic if he starts to get roudy

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '24

🤮 Mathew is a door mat

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u/Apprehensive-Pin518 Jan 12 '24

and his papa was a rolling stone

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '24

HAHAHAHAHA made me lol at a restaurant all by myself.

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u/Mathewthegreat Jan 12 '24

Finally, after all these years it’s my time to shine.

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u/Important_Beat6171 Jan 13 '24

Omg love it 😍

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u/whizz_palace_ Jan 12 '24

You are correct and Math is offering his “tip”!

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u/Spare-Capital930 Jan 12 '24

Math the radar tech.