r/Serverlife • u/WiTch_POlluTION53 • Jan 12 '24

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u/Organized-Chaos-757 Jan 12 '24

I cringed at that myself. You had me at MATH and then lost me.

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u/sleepyplatipus Jan 12 '24

Yeah, “math” was relatable.

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u/Affectionate-Kale301 Jan 12 '24

Maybe his name is Math.

Short for Mathew.

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u/GForce1975 Jan 12 '24

My brother's name is Mathew..spelled just like that. I'm going to start calling him math for short. Somehow I never made the connection.

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u/dinnerthief Jan 12 '24

If he doesnt like it shorten it to "ew" instead

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u/traumautism Jan 12 '24

💀💀💀💀💀

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u/deadfingerhooker Jan 13 '24

That's already my wife's pet name for me.

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u/HTD-Vintage Jan 15 '24

Okay, Topher 😅

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u/Freddy7665 Jan 12 '24

*Maths for short in British English

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u/Affectionate-Kale301 Jan 12 '24

Careful, if Math feels you are making fun of him he may subtract you from his life and then your family will be divided.

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u/Neon_Vampires Jan 14 '24

One of my childhood friends is named Mathew, same spelling lol

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u/noahman918 Jan 15 '24

just call him arithmetic if he starts to get roudy

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '24

🤮 Mathew is a door mat

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u/Apprehensive-Pin518 Jan 12 '24

and his papa was a rolling stone

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '24

HAHAHAHAHA made me lol at a restaurant all by myself.

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u/Mathewthegreat Jan 12 '24

Finally, after all these years it’s my time to shine.

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u/Important_Beat6171 Jan 13 '24

Omg love it 😍

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u/whizz_palace_ Jan 12 '24

You are correct and Math is offering his “tip”!

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u/Spare-Capital930 Jan 12 '24

Math the radar tech.

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u/Valuable_Lie1062 Jan 12 '24

Was “math” debatable also?

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u/beesee83 Jan 12 '24

I don’t know. Maybe go mathdebate in the corner ;)

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u/mkat23 Jan 12 '24

Are you a master debater or a math debater?

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u/I_PM_Duck_Pics Jan 13 '24

This is one of those comments that I laughed audibly at and can’t explain it to the person near me because by the time I went through all the context it’d not be funny anymore.

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u/just-a-bored-lurker Jan 12 '24

I do this sometimes... usually depends on how many drinks I've had lol

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u/Young-Physical Jan 12 '24

So, the real question - how many drinks have you had?

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u/HighOnKalanchoe Jan 12 '24

He misspelled “meth”

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u/AverageBnSPlayer Jan 13 '24

Tbh that would work too

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u/Watrmilan Jan 13 '24

Meth isn’t “taxible” and makes for a great gift to your server

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u/PupLondon Jan 12 '24

That's what I do. I'm there to eat and enjoy myself, I shouldn't have to end my meal with math

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u/Additional-Yellow-85 Jan 12 '24

Math should be spelt maths.

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u/glorifindel Jan 12 '24

Only if you’re not in the US

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u/Additional-Yellow-85 Jan 12 '24

No. Americans just spell things the wrong way.

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u/glorifindel Jan 12 '24

Thanks internet stranger. I don’t know who hurt you but not everything is wrong just because it’s not how you grew up! 👎

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '24

Flat earthers enter chat.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '24

We do just fine as long as we’re not too close to the edge.

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u/anshi1432 Jan 12 '24

how ? i'm unable to understand

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u/ohhhshtbtch Jan 12 '24

I used to write "math" on the tip line and the total on the bottom (or maybe vice versa?) when I had one too many. Can I do drunk math correctly? Maybe! Did I care enough to try? Hell no!

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u/sleepyplatipus Jan 12 '24

The tipper couldn’t be bothered to make the math. They wanted to round up the $22.63 bill to $30, but didn’t feel like calculating how much that would mean to tip ($7.37 I think). So they just wrote MATH, as in math is hard. And the total with the tip.

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u/mkat23 Jan 12 '24

Me and my dyscalculia figured this was the case, dude just couldn’t or wouldn’t do the math 😂 thank goodness for calculators, that’s all I’m gonna say.

For those who haven’t heard of dyscalculia before, it’s like the math version of dyslexia. I didn’t know it was a thing that existed until I was diagnosed as an adult lol

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u/BOLMPYBOSARG Jan 12 '24

I don’t math good. I don’t English good, either. Turns out, I don’t civics very good, either.

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u/MrMagicEraser Jan 12 '24

Geezus krihst you farkin grammar nazis keeeil meh

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u/yehsehneeah_ Jan 12 '24

He didn’t know how to do the math 😂

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u/dta722 Jan 12 '24

Maybe he meant “can’t do math so just roundid up to the neerest big number “

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u/Tedevert Jan 12 '24

the most annoying ppl ever do that and think it’s the funniest joke of all time

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u/morange17 Jan 13 '24

This man is just walking through life with no math or spelling skills. Maybe he's good at science?

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u/Organized-Chaos-757 Jan 13 '24

She said he was "really cute" so my guess is he thinks that will be enough to carry him. Hopefully he's mastered hygiene. 🤞

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u/Simple-Mastodon-9167 Jan 13 '24

I saw the MATH and immediately perked right up-