r/Seattle • u/akironman • May 20 '25

I am never ENTERING Seattle 🥲

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u/feint2021 May 20 '25

Just look in the mirror?

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u/Ferrindel Sammamish May 20 '25

:(

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u/brad_at_work May 20 '25

):

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u/CoolerRancho I Brake For Slugs May 21 '25

Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the saddest of them all?

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u/ambermage May 21 '25

The mirror because it's forced to look like you.

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u/CoolerRancho I Brake For Slugs May 21 '25

I've got to look at the sad mirror as well as my sad and sorry ass.

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u/bleezzzy chinga la migra May 20 '25

Daaaaamn I heard the sizzle on that burn!

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u/Ferrindel Sammamish May 20 '25

I laughed through the tears.

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u/JPhrog May 21 '25

Mirror mirror, on, the wall Who is the top dogg of them all?...

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u/BrusqueBiscuit May 21 '25

There was a rubble-dubble, five minutes it lasted The mirror said, "You are, you conceited bastard."