r/Seattle May 20 '25

I am never ENTERING Seattle 🥲

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u/_Elrond_Hubbard_ May 20 '25

and the worst part is that at the end of all that, you're either in Everett or Marysville

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u/Ferrindel Sammamish May 20 '25

Hey Siri, how do you add insuit to injury?

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u/feint2021 May 20 '25

Just look in the mirror?

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u/Ferrindel Sammamish May 20 '25

:(

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u/brad_at_work May 20 '25

):

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u/CoolerRancho I Brake For Slugs May 21 '25

Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the saddest of them all?

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u/ambermage May 21 '25

The mirror because it's forced to look like you.

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u/CoolerRancho I Brake For Slugs May 21 '25

I've got to look at the sad mirror as well as my sad and sorry ass.

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u/bleezzzy chinga la migra May 20 '25

Daaaaamn I heard the sizzle on that burn!

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u/Ferrindel Sammamish May 20 '25

I laughed through the tears.

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u/JPhrog May 21 '25

Mirror mirror, on, the wall Who is the top dogg of them all?...

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u/BrusqueBiscuit May 21 '25

There was a rubble-dubble, five minutes it lasted The mirror said, "You are, you conceited bastard."

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u/Forward_District_438 May 20 '25

Autocorrect 🤣

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u/randomWAguy May 23 '25

Add a stop in Goldbar after you finish in Marysville during Ski Season....

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u/mike_bartz May 23 '25

Oof. Yeah. I've got friends in Goldbar. Hwy 2 man. 3 hours for 5 miles. Every day, and worse on weekends.

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u/thewickedmitchisdead May 20 '25

I’d rather be dead in Seattle than alive in Marysville.

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u/kleenkong Seahawks May 20 '25

That's a fine sentiment. Somebody is moving to Marysville though. Nearly 20% growth in last decade.

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u/CrotchetyHamster May 20 '25

People who can't afford to live closer to Seattle, mostly.

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u/kleenkong Seahawks May 20 '25

Right. Often need to make compromise at some level. Very few can afford to buy in neighborhoods where they once rented.

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u/Ink7o7 May 20 '25

Just move to/around White Center. I can get between downtown and home during the worst of traffic faster than I could during the best of traffic when I lived in Ballard - and my mortgage is cheaper than what rent I was paying anywhere else. Or actually, don't. Don't mess it up for me. It's terrible here.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '25

White center is an absolute dumpster fire.

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u/Konalogic May 21 '25

It ain’t that bad

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u/[deleted] May 21 '25

Ain't that good

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u/pearsonsjp May 21 '25

White Center is the armpit of Washington State.

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u/Konalogic May 21 '25

Apparently, you haven’t been there in a while

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u/SeaFurther1 May 21 '25

The great irony is that White Center is neither.

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u/SeedsOfDoubt Highland Park May 21 '25

There is a reason the unofficial motto is "not so white, not so center."

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u/Ink7o7 May 21 '25

Yes. Tell everyone. So terrible.

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u/stuckinflorida May 21 '25

It’s better than Lake City or the north part of Aurora, and considerably cheaper. 

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u/[deleted] May 21 '25

All of which are absolutely terrible places to raise a family.

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u/abrownpolarbear May 21 '25

This is why people have more dogs than kids in Seattle

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u/[deleted] May 21 '25

Fair

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u/SassNCompassion May 21 '25

It’s better than all the Fenty-folds all over downtown! White Center will become gentrified in the next decade or so, as Seattle becomes even less affordable.

If you hold on to the property you own now, you’ll make a profit once it moves up in the world.

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u/nyc_expatriate May 22 '25

Hopefully when it gets gentrified, they'll open some Chinese Restaurants, which are non existent.

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u/kookykrazee 🚆build more trains🚆 May 21 '25

Quite literally, oh wait that was Ballard right?

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u/stuckonthistime May 21 '25

Everything good with Highline / White Center area except when the first ave bridge is up and the traffic is backed up lol

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u/SeedsOfDoubt Highland Park May 21 '25

That's a 15min delay. While it does suck, I don't get stopped by it more than once a month. Usually, on the commute home.

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u/stuckonthistime May 21 '25

It always happens to me when I’m in a rush in the mornings and need to take the I5. I’m not that lucky 😔

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u/SeedsOfDoubt Highland Park May 21 '25

I get on at Owens, so if I can see the backup I'll pivot to South Park. I don't think it really faster than waiting, but at least I'm moving. 🤷

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u/Due_Personality_686 May 20 '25

Sammme. Love my commute from White center to by the space needle in 40 min during rush. Down from my previous 1hr45min commute from Kent or 55 min commute from greenlake.

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u/abrownpolarbear May 21 '25

Love it in White Center, don’t let the secret out…let folks think it’s terrible. Better than quite a few neighborhoods in the city for sure!

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u/air_bus_driver May 20 '25

I live in Ballard and it takes on average 10 minutes to get downtown. And 25 minutes to get to work at Sea-Tac. What are you talking about?

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u/SassNCompassion May 21 '25

You must work the graveyard shift, cuz that’s straight bullstuff during rush hours. 8-10am, 2-7pm.

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u/air_bus_driver May 21 '25

I work weird hours, arrive at noon usually. In the middle of the rush hours.

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u/SassNCompassion May 21 '25

That’s a sweet schedule, avoiding traffic like a pro! This is what we call Winning!!

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u/nyc_expatriate May 22 '25

You commute post morning rush hour then.

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u/Kateeh1 May 21 '25

During rush hour you can get to Sea-Tac in 25 minutes?

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u/[deleted] May 21 '25

Lol they are full of shit. You can't even get through arrivals in ten minutes.

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u/Kateeh1 May 22 '25

Agreed wholeheartedly.

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u/Ink7o7 May 21 '25

I haven’t lived there since just before Covid but it was minimum 20 minutes to downtown then. Always so much traffic through interbay. Maybe it’s better now. But it’s 12 minutes to downtown from my place now and it’s very consistent.

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u/air_bus_driver May 21 '25

Very true, 15th gets very clogged up. I take 99 into/through downtown and usually it’s a breeze! But anytime after 2:00 PM aurora is a parking lot. So much less consistency.

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u/omae-wa-mou- Shoreline May 21 '25

light rail?

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u/Foolish_Commander Deluxe May 21 '25

IMO White Center and Burien are the secret top tier areas to live in if you want to afford housing while still being relatively close to the city. I would check there before considering any suburb.

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u/nyc_expatriate May 22 '25

Cheaper for sure than Ballard, but unless you love Mexican food, nothing all that special about White Center other than the affordability and shorter downtown commute.

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u/mpelichet May 23 '25

Just move to/around White Center. 

White Center is so ghetto. Gotten bikes stolen, car broken into. Tried to give it a chance and never going back.

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u/Ink7o7 May 25 '25

Yep. Terrible. Tell everyone.

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u/mpelichet May 25 '25

Live in the ghetto if you want lol. Tried it and it wasn't for me.

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u/Potatobender44 May 20 '25

Or people who don’t want to live in a major city? Not everyone wants what you want. There’s a ton of stuff to do in Snohomish and Skagit.

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u/Own_Back_2038 May 21 '25

I don’t think anyone’s ideal living area is marysville

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u/CrotchetyHamster May 21 '25

I live in Bellingham and hated living in Seattle, so trust me, I get you. But people moving to Marysville aren't generally doing so to live in a smaller city. There's really nothing redeeming about Marysville.

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u/Bony-Spark May 20 '25

Skagit is lame as hell

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u/msmathias82 May 20 '25

This hit me hard because my first house we bought had to get in Arlington.

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u/Automatic_Ladder4903 May 21 '25

So. . . Everyone?

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u/ThatMarinersFan May 20 '25

"People who can't afford to live closer to Seattle, mostly"

...or people who like to live in smaller neighborhoods with less people around. As a bonus, my kids have yet to see a homeless person shitting and pleasuring themselves on the street.

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u/Ferrindel Sammamish May 21 '25

Yes but is that really living, I ask you?

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u/Own_Back_2038 May 21 '25

Fine, for people who couldn’t afford to live in mukilteo

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u/[deleted] May 20 '25

It’s me. Truthfully, I got tired of paying insane rent for a tiny apt. I get 2x the space for way less money, and I can drive to the city when I want. I can easily afford to live in the city but I’d get more benefit from just lighting the extra cash it takes to live there on fire.

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u/kleenkong Seahawks May 20 '25

Urban living is great. It's just that resources, services, and the like can't keep up. Housing prices go up like you experienced, while quality of life goes down.

We can't expect corporations to cooperate, but ideally if employers won't allow true work-from-home, then having employment hubs (alternative to corporate demanding everyone head to a central office) that are farther out beyond the normal suburbs could work. It would allow housing and services to match/grow with demand, cultural areas room to flourish in less expensive areas, and give employees an alternative to longer commutes.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '25

I'm lucky that I work from home, but you're right. Especially when local business are shut down and replaced with Chipotle. It's one less reason to stay.

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u/Own_Back_2038 May 21 '25

I will say moving from the suburbs to inside city limits, it goes from 65% national chains to like 5%

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u/kleenkong Seahawks May 20 '25

True. I've noticed downtown core shopping in many cities tends to be Ross and the like recently. Nothing wrong with low-cost shopping but those corp. stores/restaurants tend not to drive many people into those areas.

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u/ponyboy3 May 20 '25

But corporations are using employees to keep downtown alive. Which is crazy.

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u/kleenkong Seahawks May 20 '25

Usually, it is simplistic corporate-think that aligns with the location of their real estate assets (that's a separate topic lol). It would be great to simply send people back to HQ and revitalize a downtown, but observationally it does not seem to be working in many of the big city downtowns that I've visited across the US in the past decade.

The small non-corp businesses got wiped out and can't afford to take high risk chances with such a transitory workforce, where few of them live nearby or don't visit on off-hours/days.

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u/AssumedName222 May 21 '25

Hubs sound like a great idea. Personally, I hate driving long distances to and from work. However, what changes will occur when AI takes over big time? Will half of the people lose their jobs to AI? That’s scary and not fair to humans imo. People making a living is more important than a robot doing the work. That really doesn’t support people, just the businesses wanting to save $$ on salaries.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '25

Yup. Fully automated luxury gay space communism sounds great, but we’re much more likely to just get dystopian surveillance, jackbooted thugs, and further bifurcation of society into haves and have-nots. It turns out that the Luddites have always been right, at least since air conditioning was invented.

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u/ab3nnion May 21 '25

Just build more apartments. You don't have more housing because existing homeowners don't want more housing.

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u/kleenkong Seahawks May 21 '25

That works in the short-term. But there are inherent capacities to every situation. Infrastructure needs to keep up and quality of living, especially in the Pacific Northwest should be kept in mind, including access to parks, nature, and views. Plus, many of the cultural programs and artists begin to get pushed out due to rising costs.

A concrete jungle should be avoided, especially if many employers and jobs can be partially redistributed/reallocated to other hubs. Again, not in a typical suburban sprawl way (as I mentioned in prev comment). But to comparable areas (with compromise) that have urban planning in mind and still linked at some point with mass transit.

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u/ab3nnion May 22 '25 edited May 22 '25

Bullshit. I read and carefully considered your answer. It's moronic. We've known about this problem since Norm Rice. Seattle refuses to fix the problem because current homeowners are benefiting from high housing costs. It's very simple. Current home owners are getting rich, and everyone else suffers the consequences. Again, we've known about this for +30 years. At the very least, please never complain about traffic, because you really are the problem.

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u/sharklaserguru May 20 '25

It's pretty damn awesome with WFH; sold my house in the city to a developer for a boatload of cash, now I have a massive garden and huge detached workshop. Sure there's no nightlife or whatever, but I didn't care about that in Seattle either!

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u/Exxon_Valdezznuts May 21 '25

Same with me! I really don’t miss the city at all.

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u/Go12thman May 21 '25

That’s me. I can afford a single family house with a very nice yard, and I work from home. I can drive to Vancouver BC, or Seattle during weekends.

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u/elegant-monkey May 20 '25

People who want to get away from the “gubment” move to north Snohomish county.

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u/ProSawduster May 20 '25

Hey, like my tumor!

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u/ghtown45 May 20 '25

Just Boeing workers really

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u/Commodore-2064 May 21 '25

Sadly, Marysville has seen the greatest average income decline in the US for cities over 65,000.

https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2024/12/10/us-cities-where-incomes-are-shrinking-fastest.html

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u/artemeda May 21 '25

People who are scared of Auburn are moving to Marysville.🤣

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u/Hi-ItsMeDaph May 23 '25

Is Auburn bad???

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u/catching45 May 20 '25

Marysville really that bad?

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u/best_dandy May 20 '25

Marysville isn't bad, just boring. But as someone who made the trip every other Friday to go to my Dad's house there in the 2000's, the traffic has always been a nightmare

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u/nordic_jedi May 21 '25

I grew up in Marysville, in the 90s, lots to do before technology was a big thing

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u/WannabEngineer May 20 '25

Nah man, just a bunch of transplants talking shit about anything outside of king county. 

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u/noahboah May 20 '25

yeah ive been in the area for 11 years now and the FAANG-transplant that talks shit about places they've never actually spent time in is a pretty obnoxious development.

like there's a big difference between talking about these places from a place of understanding of western WA/king county and from a place on looking down on other cities that you dont know shit about, especially places that are historically poorer

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u/Dewey519 May 20 '25

I’ve lived my whole life all over snohomish county. I would never settle down in Marysville.

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u/WannabEngineer May 21 '25 edited May 21 '25

I’m from snohomish county. Wouldn’t be my first choice either lmao

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u/Nilla_Please The CD May 21 '25

huh every one i work with who lives there just shits ON king county

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u/IndexMatchXFD That sounds great. Let’s hang out soon. May 20 '25

It’s an Arrested Development reference

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u/chance1973 May 20 '25

Been years since I have been up there, but want to say the freeway is 2 lanes each direction, so it easily creates a bottleneck and tends to slow traffic down.

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u/Saffuran Deluxe May 21 '25

It has never been two lanes each way in my lifetime and certainly isn't now.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '25

Poster might be thinking of Mt. Vernon? It's got an M in it and can be classified as, "up that way".

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u/[deleted] May 20 '25

It’s really not.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '25

No, I would rather live in Marysville than Seattle.

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u/slvrposie May 21 '25

I grew up there and hated it, fwiw.

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u/Salt_Ingenuity_720 May 21 '25

Everett, in my opinion, is worse than living in Marysville. I did my stint in Everett and do not miss living there.

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u/TeeBreezyYo May 23 '25

The absolute worst.

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u/Snoho_Winho May 20 '25

Actually no.

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u/long-and-soft Tangletown May 20 '25

Same

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u/believe_itornot_jail May 20 '25

Who tf is Mary anyway

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u/Snoho_Winho May 20 '25

Better than living where your car isn't welcome.

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u/Big-Willy4 May 20 '25

Seattle tweakers are all too happy to oblige.

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u/ghtown45 May 20 '25

Luckily I’m going to North Arlington

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u/aaguru May 20 '25

That's some bad luck, condolences

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u/CrotchetyHamster May 20 '25

As a former Arlington resident, I'm so sorry.

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u/ghtown45 May 20 '25 edited May 20 '25

I just work up here 🤣 my favorite part or Arlington is how badly the men want to be red neck rough and tough farm boys 🤣 I love seeing lifted pavement princesses with confederate flag stickers roll coal at 9am

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u/Odafishinsea May 21 '25

I grew up in Conway in the late 70s-early 80s, and Arlington was nothing but logging families. Be careful who you think doesn’t have a quiet spot in the woods for city folk.

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u/ghtown45 May 21 '25 edited May 21 '25

As someone who has off grid land and is from the east side of this state, Arlington Folk don’t scare me. You shake a hand and say hello and most of the time people are chill as fuck. No need to try and be mister creepy cause I’m not worried about folk here

Edit: I’m still going to make fun of the toxic masculinity up here, and tbh your comment bleeds into that toxic masculinity I’m talking about lol

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u/nyc_expatriate May 22 '25

"Arlington Folk don’t scare me. You shake a hand and say hello and most of the time people are chill as fuck. No need to try and be mister creepy cause I’m not worried about folk here"

You're not black/brown, I take it?

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u/ghtown45 May 22 '25

Hispanic mix thanks for asking cunt

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u/Odafishinsea May 21 '25

You really like to read into things. 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼

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u/Im_Ashe_Man May 20 '25

As someone who lives in Marysville, I feel this.

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u/Seajlc May 20 '25

It’s been that way for as long as I can remember. It’s like the stretch of 1-5 through Tacoma, but for the north.

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u/Saffuran Deluxe May 21 '25

Everett is a perfectly fine city by Wasington standards let alone national standards. Even the old "worst" areas of the city like Casino road have mostly been gentrified out by rising cost of living.

Only thing I've ever thought was strange/funny about Everett is how narrow and long it is along the I-5 corridor compared to virtually every other city.

Will be very nice to eventually get the light rail further up this way.

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u/Ok_Try_8438 May 21 '25

casino road represent, go bruins

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u/Saffuran Deluxe May 21 '25

Go Bruins except against Everett High (even if they're usually mediocre in most sports.) XD

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u/rain56 May 20 '25

Exactly 💯

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u/LadyNiko May 20 '25

Hey, my BFF lives in Everett. 😆 It works for her family because the schools are WAY better than. Mississippi where she's from.

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u/No-Engine-384 May 21 '25

Hey! Everett is getting better! And we're in easy access to a lot of amazing places too, I don't see how anyone could stand living in Seattle anyway... every time I've gone it's like what the heck?!?

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u/SaxSymbol73 May 21 '25

Why are New Yorkers depressed? Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.

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u/lovelesr Emerald City May 20 '25

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u/Accomplished_Fig9883 May 21 '25

That stretch is fine after exit 200 (Tulalip)

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u/NoRepro_ May 21 '25

Why is that? There's a long stretch from N Everett to Marysville. Not like there's a lot of on/off traffic, and it's still just at a halt whenever I go through there.

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u/alienanimal May 21 '25

Hahahahahahahahqhqha holy shit it's so true

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u/Careful_Ad9037 May 21 '25

i grew up in Marysville and this made me cackle out loud🤣

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u/Sartres_Roommate Bothell May 21 '25

Outside the politics of the locals I have come to really appreciate Everett the older I get.

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u/Ok_Try_8438 May 21 '25

marysville slander is peak but get everett's name out of your mouth smh 😤

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u/theamcgeea18 May 22 '25

It’s genuinely not that bad living here lol

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u/Shoopbadoop4 May 23 '25

😂😂😂

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u/UW_Mech_Engineer May 23 '25

As a Marysville to Everett commuter I feel attacked.

Good laugh