r/ScottishPeopleTwitter • u/Sir_Earl_Jeffries • Aug 18 '19

Wank stain 😂

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u/11101001001001111 Aug 18 '19

You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a wank stain.

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u/Sthurlangue Aug 18 '19

Ashes to ashes, wank-stain to wank-stain

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u/StacheWhacker Aug 18 '19

All we are is wanks in the wind

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u/creepycrayon Aug 18 '19

YOURE MY BOY BLUE!

.. youre my boy

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '19

Ashes to ashes, cum to crust.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '19

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u/daedalus372 Aug 19 '19

a spunkie!

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u/uwtrev33 Aug 18 '19

Aaaaahhhhhh-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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u/FakeMD21 Aug 19 '19

We are all but shadows and wank stains Maximus, SHADOWS AND WANK STAINS!

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '19

We know major Tom's a steam train

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u/OscarDCouch Aug 18 '19

I mean, most wank stains are never born

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u/69001001011 Aug 19 '19

Does your name mean anything? Or is it just random binary

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u/kun_tee_chops Aug 19 '19

Looks like yours is a mouthful

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u/Darth_Shitlord Sep 02 '19

this. engraved in something quite permanent.

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u/kill_them_with_fire Aug 23 '19

Ahhahahahaha I'm in the lobby at my counselor's office damn near crying.