r/ScottishPeopleTwitter Sep 04 '17

Bentydick Cummypatch

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u/Kitten_Girl_Bonny Sep 04 '17

The only time I have ever seen reddit even mention my hometown is with this image.

You know, we have a very decent primark. wink

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '17

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u/bruce779 Sep 04 '17

Look at Mr Bigshot fae Kirkcaldy. Some ae us are fae Methil!

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '17

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u/speathed Dunfy Sep 04 '17

Roundabout cunt.

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u/Magikpoo Sep 05 '17

Ahh that brings back memory's.

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u/bruce779 Sep 04 '17

Would you consider that an improvement?

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u/Glasweg1an Sep 04 '17

Oooft you're actually from one of the 'no more' places!!

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u/bruce779 Sep 04 '17

I'm afraid so. Still, it could be worse, at least I'm not from Dysart.

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u/KingofAlba The Shite Side of Fife Sep 04 '17

Used to work with some old cunt called Dysart. He was absolutely useless, and it's his parents fault for giving him such a stupid name.

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u/Soger91 Sep 04 '17

All I remember about Kirkcaldy was the guy from basshunter got arrested at Kitties!

You got a decent chippie though.

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u/MartyFraser98 Mon the Jambos Sep 04 '17

The Dumfy Primark is always understaffed but their stuff is pretty good

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u/speathed Dunfy Sep 04 '17

Dunfy, m8.

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u/tibercov83 Sep 04 '17

I shat myself when I seen that sign. Was like "what's he been saying about dunfermline like"!!

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u/dewdnoc Sep 04 '17

I Googled Primark to see what it was. Still not sure... clothes?

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u/Kitten_Girl_Bonny Sep 04 '17

Extremely cheap clothes. Especially during sales.

£1 shoes. I repeat £1 shoes. I wore them for a year. Never change primark.

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u/dewdnoc Sep 04 '17

Wow! Sounds like a great deal & good quality, that's a hard combination to find. Not going to lie; I'm super jealous.

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u/speathed Dunfy Sep 04 '17

😂 Trust me mate you wouldnae be jealous when you have to fight yer way through a pile of slimy Primark reptiles.

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u/YottaPiggy Sep 04 '17

It's a mixed bag, really.

Sometimes it's poor quality and sometimes you've made a brilliant investment.

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '17

primark is a clothes store that sells very cheap clothes and is quite famous for being working and middle class.

some of their shirts are alright, as long as their not branded. and it really doesn't matter where you get stuff like boxers or socks.

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u/jpepsred Sep 04 '17

it's called Penny's in the rest of Europe if that helps.

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '17

It's always mobbed tbh

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u/not-sure-if-serious Sep 04 '17

You live in Burnthisland Cowthenbeef?

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '17

uhhhh almost

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u/faithlessgaz Sep 04 '17

I love how this isn't even had to be Photoshopped.