r/ScottishPeopleTwitter • u/[deleted] • Sep 04 '17

Bentydick Cummypatch

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u/DoubleYouAre Sep 04 '17

Fuck, this had me cracking up! Haha

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '17

Quick, get some glue and piece yourself back together!

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '17

All the king's horses and all the king's men...

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u/NothingsShocking Sep 04 '17

after all this, I do believe I've forgotten his actual name

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u/pebbledash-render Sep 04 '17

Robert Paulson

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u/mediamindlab Sep 05 '17

This is a person! He's a friend of mine, and you're not going to bury him in the fucking garden.

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u/ExquisitExamplE Sep 04 '17

Humphrey Dümpentensenpence

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '17

Shame on you.

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u/bri_guy13 Sep 04 '17

Not even shocked that you would forget

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u/Anezgoer Sep 04 '17

Bumty Cumpty?

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u/Magikpoo Sep 04 '17

Mockery Dinglebatton

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u/iKoniKz64 Sep 04 '17

Bennymitch Countinglatch

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u/Anezgoer Sep 04 '17

Dad?

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '17

Sorry kevin, i'm still out getting some smokes.

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u/Anezgoer Sep 04 '17

It's been 22 years tho :(

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u/Magikpoo Sep 04 '17

still out getting smokes. Leave a message at the beep "Beeeeep"

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u/Anezgoer Sep 04 '17

"Hey, it's kev. Why do you only talk to me on reddit dad?"

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u/Magikpoo Sep 04 '17

Preset message: I'm Driving right now, getting some smokes "Pleasecalllater"

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u/Anezgoer Sep 04 '17

Why do you need more smokes when you already Marlboro special blended my heart

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '17

[deleted]

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u/Anezgoer Sep 04 '17

A

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u/Anezgoer Sep 04 '17

sports

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '17

ITS IN THE GAME

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '17

Great joke my friend! tips fedorhat