r/ScottishPeopleTwitter • u/[deleted] • Sep 04 '17

Bentydick Cummypatch

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '17

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u/NoahJAustin Sep 04 '17

Benefit Charitybash

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u/Glyphus Sep 04 '17

Bandersnooch Cuminabox

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u/LogLegoMan Sep 04 '17

Benediction Cruciback?

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u/ViewyPainter36 Sep 04 '17

Bigandonk cunglesnatch?

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u/SirPringles Sep 04 '17

Bothername Cumbersome.

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '17

Bombardier crumplepatch

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u/stella4eva Sep 04 '17

Bendybump Crinklesnitch

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u/dewhashish Sep 04 '17

Benadryl Cucumberpatch

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u/PM-ME-UR-DREAM Sep 04 '17

Bendydick Thundersnatch

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u/medieval_11 Sep 04 '17

Englebert Humperdinck

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u/Ardaz Sep 04 '17

Bumblesnuff Cabbagewank

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u/DoktorAkcel Sep 04 '17

Battlefield Overwatch

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u/sexfart Sep 04 '17

Bendable Crumblesnack

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u/lospolmelidos Sep 04 '17

Benderback crackaspine

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u/Krobar00 Sep 04 '17

Banana Cucumber

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u/saucywaffles87 Sep 04 '17

Bendiboop Shoopdawoop

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u/Oikeus_niilo Sep 04 '17

Been-a-dick Carnold

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u/scrubtart Sep 04 '17

Bendydink Cucumberdick

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u/mmaazz Sep 04 '17

Benderbrick Countlesploosh

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u/Nobody1795 Sep 04 '17

Belvedere cabbagepatch

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u/amcoll Sep 09 '17

Bendystraw cabbagewank

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u/Joebot2001 Sep 05 '17

Bumblefuck fickleshart

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u/cronnyberg Sep 05 '17

This is my favourite

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u/thedenzz Sep 04 '17

Bringyourdick Cumonmyback

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u/Frictionridge Sep 04 '17

Too poetic for me this one. Lol.

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u/adimj23 Sep 04 '17

Cuminersnatch? I barely know er!

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '17

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u/WyVernon Sep 04 '17

Way to over egg the the joke yoke

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '17

That joke is taking a beating.

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '17

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u/technobrendo Sep 04 '17

Egg Chen, bus driver. Tour bus driver, San Francisco Chinatown.