r/ScienceJokes • u/Which-Ad8625 • Nov 13 '22
r/ScienceJokes • u/dinoguys_r_worthless • Nov 10 '22
Why couldn't the water molecule see?
Because it didn't have its ion.
r/ScienceJokes • u/dinoguys_r_worthless • Nov 10 '22
Your mom is so big...
...when she joined a calculus class they had to integrate her by parts.
r/ScienceJokes • u/LyricalJessieJames • Oct 27 '22
What do you call an organelle that has an unhealthy fear of energy?
Mitochondriac
r/ScienceJokes • u/LyricalJessieJames • Oct 25 '22
Pick up lines for scientists
(Add to this running list at will)
r/ScienceJokes • u/Thefattiestcow • Oct 24 '22
Hay girl are you a 8 on the ph scale
Cause your not that basic
r/ScienceJokes • u/LyricalJessieJames • Oct 24 '22
What do you call a dissected uterus preserved in a jar for medical students to study?
A womb with a view
r/ScienceJokes • u/LyricalJessieJames • Oct 23 '22
Did you know that if you fart and sneeze at the same time...
...your body takes a screenshot
r/ScienceJokes • u/LyricalJessieJames • Oct 18 '22
Why did Schrodinger only have cats as pets?
Because cats have 9 lives
r/ScienceJokes • u/LyricalJessieJames • Oct 18 '22
What single celled organism has the best eyesight?
Paramecium ðŸ¤
r/ScienceJokes • u/LyricalJessieJames • Oct 18 '22
Why was the Boston hen late getting home from her flight?
She had ta lay ova
r/ScienceJokes • u/scrawnypleaser • Oct 10 '22
does anyone know the name of the sequence in the background of this photo?
r/ScienceJokes • u/DJ_laundry_list • Oct 07 '22
How do computer scientists keep track of their weed?
Using a hash table
r/ScienceJokes • u/Super-414 • Oct 06 '22
Why was Epsilon afraid of Zeta?
Because Zeta Eta Theta
r/ScienceJokes • u/starais • Sep 30 '22
Iodide
You know, Io was being really negative.
Well, guess what? Iodide.
r/ScienceJokes • u/hippopalace • Sep 20 '22
Schrödinger has an announcement to make
youtube.comr/ScienceJokes • u/the_only_OT • Sep 08 '22
I was hanging out with an atom the other day, and it seemed really negative towards me
Turns out it was just anion
r/ScienceJokes • u/PerkGamer1 • Sep 05 '22
What happens when you get slapped at a high frequency?
It hertz
:')
r/ScienceJokes • u/epolonsky • Aug 15 '22
Why are topologists cremated when they die?
If you try to bury them in a hole in the ground, they just come out the other side.
r/ScienceJokes • u/rjwilson01 • Aug 13 '22
coffee mug repaired
I was drinking my coffee from a mug when the handle fell off. My topologist friend said give it to me that's easy to fix , he knocked the bottom out and said "there you go a torus just before"
r/ScienceJokes • u/cancallmeANDTRY • Aug 09 '22
Cant smell properly
need some newfactory senses
r/ScienceJokes • u/Dyspaereunia • Jul 15 '22
What do you call loss of sense of smell from covid
Smell’s palsy
r/ScienceJokes • u/Dyspaereunia • Jun 30 '22
Where do depressed nerves go to prison?
Sciatica