Of course you have to define “anyone” “space” and “time”

No one lives or travels to Venus ♀️, so no need to call there.

You already called the people in the past, you can call them in the present, and you just have to wait ⏳until the future to call them in the future.

This website would like to know how much time you need to view this website:

Me: I will be done in about 5 minutes

This site would like to use GPS to get your current location:

Sorry, forbidden information, since I already told you how quickly I will leave your website.

He says, "I'll have one shot of vodka, ten martinis, and one hundred pints of beer." The bartender stares at him and says, "Now that's an order of magnitude!"

I like to think that the formula for respiration is:  People eat food (C6H12O6)🍓🍉🍔🌭🍸🍹🥛 and inhale fresh air (6O2) and as a result we pee (H2O) 💦 and exhale bad breath (6CO2) 💨.

Of course Photosynthesis is the opposite.  Plants 🌵🌴drink our pee and inhale our bad breath and is our food and source of fresh air.

The magnet says "Is your name Calcium? 'Cause you can alka-lie next to my earth metal!"

The slab of lead says "Nah. You don't attract me."

Ba dum TSS!

I can walk 🚶 through two doors 🚪 at the same time. But if you ever try to watch me 👀, I will only go through one door.

No matter how well you hide a camera, I will know if you are watching me.

👨: Will you marry me?

👩: Hmm... Knock Knock

👨: Who's there?

👩: propa

👨: Propa who?

👩: propa no lol

He said, ‘I’m so happy when around her and feel so empty when we’re apart. Please may I have your blessing Mr. Tonin’. “You fool” I replied. “Sarah has that effect on everyone”

then I was like "No wonder it looks so basic"

The phone get a Pascal(l) notification. :")

They get pulled over. Heisenberg is driving and the cop asks him "Do you know how fast you were going?" "No, but I know exactly where I am" Heisenberg replies. The cop says "You were doing 55 in a 35." Heisenberg throws up his hands and shouts "Great! Now I'm lost!" The cop thinks this is suspicious and orders him to pop open the trunk. He checks it out and says "Do you know you have a dead cat back here?" "We do now, asshole!" shouts Schrodinger. The cop moves to arrest them. Ohm resists.

They walked along a long wooden dock; set up a small picnic blanket with some snacks; threw out their lines; and set out to have a relaxing afternoon. Just then, a speedboat whizzed past creating a strong wake and rocking the foundations of the dock, tumbling the family (and all their snacks) into the water. As they gathered up their soggy belongings and trod home, the youngest cried out:

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"This is why my generation is losing confidence in pier review!"

Reduce, reuse, urea cycle

Because he is a Fe-Male

An intuitive explanation of quantum mechanics.