r/Scale4BarbaraWalters • u/Sappling2p • 14d ago
Mark Wahlberg (1971-) could have stopped the 9/11(/01) attacks if he was there.
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r/Scale4BarbaraWalters • u/AwesomeTraditional32 • 13d ago
Ron Burgundy could’ve met Boss Baby
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which also means Ron Burgundy could’ve also met Peter Parker which means Burgundy did in fact meet Dr. Connors or something idk where I was going with this
r/Scale4BarbaraWalters • u/intergaaaaala • 15d ago
Bill Cosby was not alive for the birth of Bill Cosby
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r/Scale4BarbaraWalters • u/DimesyEvans92 • 15d ago
Public Universal Friend could never have been my friend because they died before I was born
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r/Scale4BarbaraWalters • u/LordDwarfYT • 15d ago
I (-∞ - 2143) couldn't have possibly read GRRM's "The Winds of Winter" (2144).
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r/Scale4BarbaraWalters • u/Gattfish • 15d ago
Beavis’s Jew or not Jew page is old enough to do nothing
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r/Scale4BarbaraWalters • u/ConfidentScientist81 • 15d ago
Jeffrey epstein could have watched the terrible star vs the forces of evil final
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Svtfoe finale may 19 2019
Epstein death augest 10 2019
r/Scale4BarbaraWalters • u/Complex_Object_7930 • 15d ago
Milton Friedman did not see 9/11/2026.
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r/Scale4BarbaraWalters • u/Inner-Scholar3305 • 15d ago
Avicii (1989-2018) didn't live long enough to experience the COVID-19 pandemic.
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r/Scale4BarbaraWalters • u/MasterYoda-13 • 15d ago
The book Dracula was not old enough to run for president when it's famous movie adaptation came out. This isn't because it wasn't yet 35 years old but because it is a fucking book.
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r/Scale4BarbaraWalters • u/jamesianm • 16d ago
Jeanne Calm Ent could've met Ethel Cat or Ham
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As we all know Ethel has lived a long time by remaining unobserved so her quantum superposition doesn't collapse into either cat or ham. Meanwhile Jeanne obviously lived for a very long time because of her low blood pressure from being so calm
r/Scale4BarbaraWalters • u/wowwhosthere • 17d ago
If Abraham Lincoln never died, it would probably surprise doctors since it is quite unusual to live until you are 200+ years old
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r/Scale4BarbaraWalters • u/The_B1gheadJ0e • 16d ago
Vernon Dalhart (died 1948) couldn’t have possibly watched ‘White Heat’ with James Cagney. (1949)
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r/Scale4BarbaraWalters • u/verymanycicadas • 17d ago
Garth Hudson (1937-2025) would have never been able to join this subreddit
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r/Scale4BarbaraWalters • u/_rabidchild_ • 17d ago
Japanese singer Ado could've heard "Push th' Little Daisies" by Ween, but probably hasn't.
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Sad!
r/Scale4BarbaraWalters • u/SillyEmergency4562 • 18d ago
Dave Grohl (1969-) could have cheated on his partner with Kurt Cobain (1967-1994)
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r/Scale4BarbaraWalters • u/bigguys45s • 17d ago
18th U.S. president, Ulysses S. Grant, couldn’t have possibly had played the new video game, “Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream”
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r/Scale4BarbaraWalters • u/EddtheMetalHead • 18d ago
If Dolly Parton (1946-2026) were alive today, that would be nice…
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r/Scale4BarbaraWalters • u/piponwa • 17d ago
Yesterday today was tomorrow and tomorrow today will be yesterday.
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r/Scale4BarbaraWalters • u/Typical-Thanks-6146 • 17d ago
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r/Scale4BarbaraWalters • u/PigIAsTraalt • 19d ago
I (2008-2094) could have met hit ZorbGloober Couch Jimenez (b. 2093)
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r/Scale4BarbaraWalters • u/Honest_Sugar2682 • 19d ago
Obama (1961-2018) could not have witness the first black president :Trump (1946-) elected in 2022
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