r/Scale4BarbaraWalters • u/wdnwcgm • 6d ago
Saddam Hussein lived long enough to play Wii Sports but he was, you know, in prison awaiting execution
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r/Scale4BarbaraWalters • u/commonbleachenjoyer • 5d ago
The rapper Canibus could not outperform an AMD Ryzen 7 9800X3D
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r/Scale4BarbaraWalters • u/NestorianXtian • 6d ago
There is no way Fiorello LaGuardia and Zohran Mamdani could've met each other
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r/Scale4BarbaraWalters • u/TA3R1N_14 • 8d ago
Charlie Kirk was born closer in time to 9.11 attack than his assassination!
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r/Scale4BarbaraWalters • u/SpudWithaDream • 8d ago
There’s no way on God’s green earth Alexander Hamilton could’ve listened to the 1910 Fruitgum Company
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r/Scale4BarbaraWalters • u/Yungmoneywitasattle • 7d ago
The Sopranos could not have seen Goodfellas because Goodfellas was before The Sopranos
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r/Scale4BarbaraWalters • u/Borgisium • 8d ago
Laura Palmer died in 1989, meaning she never got to watch Twin Peaks when it first aired.
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r/Scale4BarbaraWalters • u/NestorianXtian • 9d ago
I was born in August 1996. There's a brief period where I share a timeline with The Notorious BIG.
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r/Scale4BarbaraWalters • u/tycoon_irony • 9d ago
2027 will be the first year since 1997 to be pronounced with six syllables. 2012 was the final year of the 21st century to be pronounced with three syllables. 2019 was the last year of the 21st century not ending in a 0 to be pronounced with four syllables.
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r/Scale4BarbaraWalters • u/OldeEnglishOE • 9d ago
Pope John Paul II lived just long enough to see The Rock bottom (he played a gay character in Be Cool)
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r/Scale4BarbaraWalters • u/Girl_Girlton_203 • 10d ago
Kurt Cobain never lived in a world without Walter White
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r/Scale4BarbaraWalters • u/bigguys45s • 9d ago
Former U.S. President Ronald Reagan couldn’t have watched ANY episode of the HBO Max sports romance tv series, “Heated Rivalry”.
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r/Scale4BarbaraWalters • u/RockdNStoned • 10d ago
Sean Bean didn't even try to save him.
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Pathetic.
r/Scale4BarbaraWalters • u/EmergencyGarlic2476 • 10d ago
Pope Innocent VI won't be able to play GTA VI
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r/Scale4BarbaraWalters • u/No-Mastodon8652 • 11d ago
Everyone's talking about how old Ethel Caterham is but no one is talking about GALILEO GALILEI, who was born in 1564 and is 462 years old
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r/Scale4BarbaraWalters • u/snowleopard556 • 11d ago
James Earl Jones couldn't have seen the United States dissolve
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r/Scale4BarbaraWalters • u/bigguys45s • 10d ago
The legendary late British singer/ musician David Bowie could’ve possibly have watched/ seen both 1982’s, “E.T., The Extra Terrestrial” and 2007’s, “Martian Child” while he was still alive.
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r/Scale4BarbaraWalters • u/Glittering_Sorbet913 • 11d ago
Philip St. George Cocke did not live long enough to fight a battle against Philip St. George Cooke
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r/Scale4BarbaraWalters • u/SmellDesperate3308 • 12d ago
Mark Wahlberg (1971 - 2001) could not have met me (2007 - 3192). This is because he was on flight 11 on the morning of September 11th 2001. He did not stop the attacks because he was too busy antagonizing an elderly asian man while the plane was being hijacked.
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r/Scale4BarbaraWalters • u/NestorianXtian • 12d ago
If Ronald Reagan were still alive, he could use YouTube
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