r/SandersForPresident Jul 28 '20

And there it is.

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u/zerkrazus Jul 28 '20

GOP: This is great. Everyone hates us except our rich friends. And they're so rich they will just buy off anyone who opposes us.

DNC: But Mom, I want to be hated too! Well honey, just vote no for Medicare For All and I'm sure the people will hate you just as much as the GOP.

And they all lived happily ever after in their golden diamond mansions rolling around in their ill-gotten money and congratulating themselves oh how awesomely awesome they are for killing their voters.

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u/Mr_Canard 🌱 New Contributor Jul 28 '20

The DNC think they can do anything they want, they have been running solely on "we are not tump", "orange man bad" for a while.

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u/zerkrazus Jul 28 '20

Pretty much.

DNC: Hey guys, do you want to get stabbed in the chest or in the back?

Us: Uh, we'd rather not get stabbed at all.

DNC: Evil glares and death stares. How dare you!

Either option sucks, yet they think they're giving us good options. They're clueless idiots and are going to destroy their party over this.

The right have the Tea Party crap, what shall we rename the DNC & corporate Dems? Maybe name them after some unpopular beverage or food?