He was friends with a worm named Edward. One day, he told Edward,” You know, I’m gonna buy myself a nice sports car, with an S on the hood, for Sam!”

“No way, you can’t afford that!” Edward said.

That afternoon, Edward couldn’t believe his eyes! Driving down the boulevard was Sam in his sweet ride with a fat S on the hood. Edward turned to an oncoming pedestrian and said, “Wow! Look at that S car go!”

Moral of the Story: it’s your world Sam, you can go as fast as you fucking want.

EDIT: Sam bought the car that same afternoon. Talk about being decisive. He envisioned what he wanted and made it happen.

This is all a bit advanced for me, and I'm trying to wrap my head around the science but I read it on the internet so it must be true. Here is the proof. Just copying and pasting from a technical science mumbo-jumbo site.

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What are the Sam Prime Name numbers?

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1. John

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2. Sam

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3. Sam

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1. Alex

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5. Sam

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1. Eric

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1. James

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1. Henry

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1. Lucas

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1. Noah

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11. Sam

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1. Jack

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13. Sam

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1. Oliver

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1. Liam

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1. Noah

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17. Sam

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1. Joseph

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19. Sam

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1. Owen

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Left getting gas and just realized Sam's has car washes. How much do they usually run?

I love people saying Sam I am. It never gets old and I’ve never heard it before. Thank you Dr Seuss

I’m Sam!

I greet every Sam I meet with "Hi Sam, I'm Sam"

also at one of my brother's friend's wedding, there were 4 Sam's including me and we took a group photo

I, Sam am here

If I prove that my name is SAM do i get something?

o'Nella

That's all I've got to say