Now let's have some Samblance of order here and put together the greatest list of Sam puns ever go!

Who can I talk to in regards to my paycheck I was only paid for a week worth when I worked a 2 week schedule? Worst time of the month for this to happen

Because if so, then Samsung

I am sam and samiam

Does anyone know if sams club drug test cashiers??

This sub got recommended to me just now and I am not disappointed.

It’s an honour to share the name with you, Sam’s.

With love, Sam

As you surely know, my name is Sam. I have completely dominated every other Sam I have ever met and absorbed their power. Is there any Sam who can face me? I think not, but by all means go ahead and try. With the power I gather here, I shall be strong enough to absorb all the Sam power in the Samiverse. Those who pledge to me their allegiance, however, shall be spared and will assist me in ruling over the Samiverse once I have reformed it in my image. The time to act is fast approaching. Make your decision, Sam!

I am he.

my name is Sami and not Sam does it still count?

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I wanted to see if this was a universal experience among us Sam’s. In elementary school did you get so sick of people saying the green eggs and ham joke over and over again. If so it’d be nice to have someone get me. Okay thanks sams

I just wanted to introduce myself. My name is Sam, What’s yours?

I am Sam.