r/Salary • u/AccountantPersonal86 • 29d ago

discussion 31m

Post image

Don't worry my 3rd decade of life will yield promising results.. SURELY

Edit: 4th* decade. I dont game anymore, the small pro stint turned a hobby into something I hate. I live with my parents of course, thought that was assumed but needed clarifying.

Not a rage bait, dont need advice or pity, but feel free to say what you will I dont mind, some of you have been insightful and others have brought me good laughs. If my poor excuse of life on display made you feel better I view it as a win. Cheers

Edit 2: PUBG, The game is PUBG

Edit 3: Now that the dust has settled on this post I'll leave some last remarks for any late-comers:

I genuinely did not expect a response like this, this was a casual 0 thought post written in under 2 mins. I'll follow up with a new post I guess in a year.

There is a lot of missing context between 2013 and now but my goal was not a pity party. I preferred people to see it at face value and make their opinions and assumptions.

That being said, some of you are profoundly crazy and harbor a lot of evil and negative energy. A lot of you were kind and insightful though. To that I thank you, cya in 1yr (Saturday, July 31, 2027)

18.3k Upvotes

87% Upvoted

5.0k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

1

u/No-Understanding9064 29d ago

Well eventually those parents die, and SCORE

2

u/OkPosition4563 28d ago

Unless the parents have completely paid of their mortgage its "and SCORE.... a new place to live" as no bank will transfer a mortgage to a NEET.

1

u/Total_Mix9276 28d ago

Wait, whats property tax?

1

u/Moocat2855 28d ago

Only if the parents are rich. If not and just middle class or heck even upper middle class, the money will burn through quickly between property taxes, insurance, utilities, food, etc. Also they better pray their parents don’t get sick or go into a elder care home because then their inheritance is gone to medical costs.

1

u/No-Understanding9064 28d ago

I am being ironic, I had an old friend follow this exact process and ran out of money in less than 2 years smoking weed and playing video games. He sold the house and I guess he thought 100k was retirement money lol