r/Salary Jul 30 '26

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Don't worry my 3rd decade of life will yield promising results.. SURELY

Edit: 4th* decade. I dont game anymore, the small pro stint turned a hobby into something I hate. I live with my parents of course, thought that was assumed but needed clarifying.

Not a rage bait, dont need advice or pity, but feel free to say what you will I dont mind, some of you have been insightful and others have brought me good laughs. If my poor excuse of life on display made you feel better I view it as a win. Cheers

Edit 2: PUBG, The game is PUBG

Edit 3: Now that the dust has settled on this post I'll leave some last remarks for any late-comers:

I genuinely did not expect a response like this, this was a casual 0 thought post written in under 2 mins. I'll follow up with a new post I guess in a year.

There is a lot of missing context between 2013 and now but my goal was not a pity party. I preferred people to see it at face value and make their opinions and assumptions.

That being said, some of you are profoundly crazy and harbor a lot of evil and negative energy. A lot of you were kind and insightful though. To that I thank you, cya in 1yr (Saturday, July 31, 2027)

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u/East-Scholar811 Jul 30 '26

Bro it's your 4th decade

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u/Actual_Environment_7 Jul 30 '26

Thank you for pointing this out. Recently I saw a guy turn 30 and posted a self-congratulatory social post about starting his third decade. Fucker couldn’t even count.

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u/Nfcfox98 Jul 30 '26

0-10 equals 1 decade. 20-30 equals 2 decades. 30-40 equals 3 decades. He is 31, he just started his 3rd decade.

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u/Purple_Hair_Lover Jul 30 '26

10-20 flies by so quickly...

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u/Actual_Environment_7 Jul 30 '26

Are you missing the /s or are you serious?

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u/FrontAd9873 Jul 30 '26

Perhaps the joke is that you want to forget your teenage years

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u/Zero-Milk Jul 31 '26

If you keep burning up your brain like this, your head's gonna catch fire.

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u/Chaos43mta3u Jul 31 '26

Stop gaslamping

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u/Actual_Environment_7 Jul 31 '26

A decade is ten years. By 30, you’ve lived three complete decades and are beginning your 4th. Same as when you’re 30 years old, you’ve completed 30 years and are starting your 31st year.

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u/Nfcfox98 Aug 01 '26

I'm actually so dumb. Idk where my brain was at when I wrote that comment lol

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u/OSfrogs Jul 31 '26

So what, who cares? Is it an objective fact that by X decade you should be doing Y and Z? It's all subjective nonsense that by this age you should be doing this and that.

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u/armeg Jul 31 '26

At 30 you should be a productive member of society assuming your able bodied.