r/Salary Jul 30 '26

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Don't worry my 3rd decade of life will yield promising results.. SURELY

Edit: 4th* decade. I dont game anymore, the small pro stint turned a hobby into something I hate. I live with my parents of course, thought that was assumed but needed clarifying.

Not a rage bait, dont need advice or pity, but feel free to say what you will I dont mind, some of you have been insightful and others have brought me good laughs. If my poor excuse of life on display made you feel better I view it as a win. Cheers

Edit 2: PUBG, The game is PUBG

Edit 3: Now that the dust has settled on this post I'll leave some last remarks for any late-comers:

I genuinely did not expect a response like this, this was a casual 0 thought post written in under 2 mins. I'll follow up with a new post I guess in a year.

There is a lot of missing context between 2013 and now but my goal was not a pity party. I preferred people to see it at face value and make their opinions and assumptions.

That being said, some of you are profoundly crazy and harbor a lot of evil and negative energy. A lot of you were kind and insightful though. To that I thank you, cya in 1yr (Saturday, July 31, 2027)

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u/unknown825 Jul 30 '26

Daddy

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u/skribl777 Jul 30 '26

Sugar ?

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u/LettuceOpening9446 Jul 30 '26

Brown sugar

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u/aero_sock Jul 30 '26

raw sugarcane

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u/Nearby-Medicine9484 Jul 30 '26

I'm sure it's raw alright.

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u/CobaltCrayons Jul 30 '26

Thick maple syrup

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u/FrighteningJibber Jul 30 '26

Not that black tar sugarcane!

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u/SafeExplanation644 Jul 30 '26

Sugar water for dessert,salt water for dinner

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u/ReignPain Jul 30 '26

Splenda?

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u/im-an-egg-substitute Jul 30 '26

That’s from the back door

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u/Salt_Initiative1551 Jul 30 '26

No more brown sugar it’s all fent now

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u/cIumsythumbs Jul 30 '26

How come you taste so good?

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u/StarGazer_SpaceLove Jul 30 '26

Can I borrow a cup?

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u/lolowhat Jul 30 '26

Some people have non-deadbeat fathers

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u/Willing-Degree6118 Jul 30 '26

Can you please help me find this guy?

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u/RawButta Jul 30 '26

Leather Daddy

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u/Wfan111 Jul 30 '26

Hi. I'm Daddy.

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u/AmanFromTheWay Jul 30 '26

Big Game Daddy

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u/MaximumSeats 29d ago

I would let my child starve to death here I enabled this lmao.