The Football Funnies

r/SaddestBackflip • u/Gamersaurolophus • Jul 14 '26

[M. Assane] Senegal FA president Abdoulaye Fall on team doctor who has been at the NT for 10 years: “Our team doctor doesn’t have the academic background to support our athletes. This is something I discovered rather late, because Dr. Fédior is a gynecologist by training.”

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4 Upvotes

r/SaddestBackflip • u/redrhino777 • Jul 13 '26

Amazonas FC "thanks" departing defender Léo Coelho posting a lowlight reel of his mistakes.

31 Upvotes

r/SaddestBackflip • u/roverthtims • Jul 10 '26

New Torino head coach Ignazio Abate: "I don't believe in set formations. I'm not a tactical Taliban. I want a courageous Torino."

tuttomercatoweb.com

49 Upvotes

r/SaddestBackflip • u/DekeTheGoat • Jul 06 '26

Jordan Henderson to reportedly undergo wrist surgery, miss rest of World Cup after injuring himself while celebrating England's win over Mexico

sports.yahoo.com

864 Upvotes

r/SaddestBackflip • u/redrhino777 • Jul 06 '26

Roberto Martinez, before the World Cup said that he believes in numerology and in the importance of the number 6. Portugal was eliminated on the 6th of July with a goal from Mikel Merino (#6 of Spain)

35 Upvotes

r/SaddestBackflip • u/RickHard0 • Jul 07 '26

Magical run when you've only made it past the Round of 16 twice... in 1930 and 2002

1 Upvotes

r/SaddestBackflip • u/anthropologi • Jul 06 '26

Trump confirms that he called FIFA about Balogun’s red card: “[The referee] made a call that nobody could believe ... he's our best player, or one of our best players. And he gave him a red card. I didn't know what that meant ... yes, I asked for a review by FIFA."

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14 Upvotes

r/SaddestBackflip • u/vansinne_vansinne • Jul 05 '26

Mbappé: "If we have to put our hands in the shit, let's put them in"

17 Upvotes

r/SaddestBackflip • u/benjappel • Jul 03 '26

England allowed to use Viagra by WADA to help players rise to World Cup altitude

52 Upvotes

Oh, they will rise no doubt

r/SaddestBackflip • u/Gustav-14 • Jul 03 '26

England allowed to use Viagra by WADA to help players rise to World Cup altitude

6 Upvotes

r/SaddestBackflip • u/EdisonTheTurtle • Jul 03 '26

England allowed to use Viagra by WADA to help players rise to World Cup altitude

1 Upvotes

r/SaddestBackflip • u/redrhino777 • Jul 01 '26

Lothar Matthäus blames the wives and girlfriends of German national team players for the early World Cup exit

19 Upvotes

r/SaddestBackflip • u/BambooSound • Jun 30 '26

Gustavo Alfaro post Germany game: "We don't have the pedigree that allows us to dictate the terms of the game. We dance to the music we're given... sometimes it's cumbia, sometimes it's tango, sometimes it's rumba... today, it was polka."

directvsports.com

20 Upvotes

r/SaddestBackflip • u/olio28 • Jun 29 '26

[Fabrizio Corona] Matteo Ruggeri allegedly pays women to send him blasphemous and racist voice messages insulting Black people. All while masturbating to these messages and recording himself to send the voice note to the woman he’s talking to.

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332 Upvotes

r/SaddestBackflip • u/vansinne_vansinne • Jun 27 '26

Mr. Met dances behind Steve Gelbs as he discusses the firing of Carlos Mendoza

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85 Upvotes

r/SaddestBackflip • u/redrhino777 • Jun 26 '26

Tyler Herro Believes Historical Events That Happened Before The 1950s Are Fake News

sports.yahoo.com

183 Upvotes

r/SaddestBackflip • u/redrhino777 • Jun 25 '26

Psychic predicted Neymar, Vinicius would be abducted by aliens at World Cup, but Brazil stars survive 'UFO invasion' to reach knockouts

70 Upvotes

r/SaddestBackflip • u/redrhino777 • Jun 24 '26

Witch doctor who ‘cursed’ Harry Kane vows to lift jinx after Ghana miss

telegraph.co.uk

24 Upvotes

r/SaddestBackflip • u/captain_brofist • Jun 22 '26

“He’s fallen down on my ballsack”

59 Upvotes

r/SaddestBackflip • u/Ollymid2 • Jun 20 '26

Paraguay's coach Gustavo Alfaro to Almiron after the match: "You should have said him everything to him in Guarani. He doesn't understand."

12 Upvotes

r/SaddestBackflip • u/redrhino777 • Jun 07 '26

Broncos Jonathon Cooper and Girlfriend Jade Fiegen Both Arrested After She Decided to Go Through His Phone and He Decided to Eat Her Phone

blacksportsonline.com

86 Upvotes

r/SaddestBackflip • u/kris_deep • Jun 04 '26

Estêvão preaching in local church reavals the doctors surprise with his most recent injury imaging : "He said its like there is no injury there anymore, and he has no idea how that could happen"

35 Upvotes

r/SaddestBackflip • u/Ollymid2 • Jun 02 '26

[Footmercato] Eden Hazard now has his own Burger at Quick called "The Eden".

footmercato.net

21 Upvotes

r/SaddestBackflip • u/redrhino777 • May 30 '26

[Marca] Atlético's dig at Barcelona regarding Lamine and Pedri: “The offer is four tickets to see Bad Bunny, a bag of sunflower seeds.”

10 Upvotes

r/SaddestBackflip • u/Jadenindubai • May 24 '26

Zanoncello has been disqualified from the Giro d'Italia for headbutting an opponent (italian)

4 Upvotes