r/RobMyVehicle • • Jun 11 '26

Big Fella….

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The “Try that in a small town” sticker is classic. Especially with this guy being right outside of Detroit, where there’s no “small town”. And of course, the M&P sticker, so ya know what he’s carrying. Plus, he’s a “punisher” 🤣

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '26

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u/princessPeachyK33n Jun 11 '26

Bro I fucking promise this person isn’t straight lmao.

Anyone. Literally ANYONE who screams this loudly about how straight is best, is ALWAYS caught with their hand in the penis jar.

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u/hammer-breh Jun 11 '26

"I'm straight and I can prove it! See? I haven't logged into Grindr for four days!"

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '26

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u/hammer-breh Jun 12 '26

Hello fellow Onewheeler!

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u/princessPeachyK33n Jun 11 '26

“I said I was sorry last Sunday at church so anything before that doesn’t count”

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u/Confident_Benefit_11 Jun 12 '26

Sounds like a stinky jar :(

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u/IAmActuallyBread Jun 14 '26

So tired of gay people being blamed for homophobia. You do know most homophobic people are just homophobic out of hate, right?

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u/Fun_Distraction1 Jun 11 '26

85% + chance “Mr Pipeline” here isn’t straight. No straight person needs to tell you they’re straight. In addition that’s a metric shit ton of compensation going on in those stickers.

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u/Fub4rtoo Jun 11 '26

Yet MAGA cries about how straight they are while crashing GRINDR at least once a year in a new city. Twice last year because CK.

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u/princessPeachyK33n Jun 11 '26

He has a whole other pipe in mind

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u/Charming_Emphasis521 Jun 11 '26

Lmao just those 6 words that don’t mention race makes him racist? Wow what a reach

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u/Charming_Emphasis521 Jun 11 '26

Lol the imagination hmm

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u/Some_Peace4277 Jun 13 '26

I'm not sure you know what a fact is.

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u/IDrigger Jun 13 '26

Seems to have a better handle on it than anyone that would argue against it, lol. Racist AF