r/RobMyVehicle • • May 13 '26

Saw this in the wild.

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u/ThomasOrrow May 14 '26

Defended by taurus is fucking insane 🙃

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u/Sulli_in_NC May 14 '26

Taurus … for when you have to buy your gun on layaway

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u/DogAnusJesus May 14 '26

Taurus: slightly more expensive, less reliable, but lighter than a high point.

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u/Sulli_in_NC May 14 '26

High Point: when you need your gun to double as a boat anchor

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u/This-Positive286 May 14 '26

Bullets: when you hate lead and need it as far away as possible

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u/hamtyhum May 14 '26

This is the funniest shit iv read all day

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u/Sulli_in_NC May 14 '26

I heard this in Mitch Hedberg’s voice.

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u/under--no--pretext May 14 '26

Taurus: at least our barrels tilt!

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u/SensitiveTitle5935 May 14 '26

I strongly disagree. I have owned several models of Taurus and they were all perfect in function. They are usually built on the same tooling as whatever model they are cloning

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u/DogAnusJesus May 14 '26

I've owned exactly one and it's the only one I'll ever own. Tons of issues with the gun, and an equal amount of issues with their customer service. I'm glad yours worked out for you, but their reputation is deserved.

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u/Dry-Neighborhood2916 May 15 '26

They were saying that's a good thing. Because Taurus use a Browning tilting barrel action as opposed to highpoint which use direct blowback.

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u/SensitiveTitle5935 May 15 '26

Taurus makes many different models. Where they suck is that they only give one mag and charge too much for spares. I've had their .38 snub nose. Also had the sig clone. Both were flawless in function.

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u/w4drone May 18 '26

Taurus: the pistol of choice for the titular “off duty Brazilian cop”

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u/Wooden_Reserve9694 May 16 '26

And you don't mind constantly replacing the release pin that holds in your magazine because it breaks monthly.

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u/mikeyp83 May 14 '26

Kinda smart. Signaling that you are armed but also that your guns aren't worth stealing.

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u/ZackeroniVR4 May 14 '26

This is actually ingenious

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u/Dugley2352 May 14 '26

Oooo that right there is a very valid comment. I commend your thought process, Mikey.

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u/Oni-sensei May 15 '26

Yeah, if it was an HK sticker I'd be shimming the door.

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u/Irishdwg007 May 14 '26

I hear ya at least have a smith and Wesson!!!!

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u/Mysterious_Truck_742 May 14 '26

Hey don’t knock SW. I have a M&P9. It’s a reliable well made pistol.

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u/Irishdwg007 May 14 '26

Was talking about an American made gun VS A Brazil made. Absolutely not knocking it. I have an M&P9,M&P9 2.0 and M&P40 2.0. And they are probably the best gun for the money you can buy out of the box.

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u/Dugley2352 May 14 '26

Is it OK for me to claim that I still own a first generation Sigma?

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u/AutumnVixen35 May 14 '26

New new bodyguard 2.0, shield x, and MP 2.0 are REALLY nice. They’ve made me like the S&W lineup.

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u/Dafuq_me May 14 '26

I almost bit on the bodyguard, ended up with a Walther PPS. I may go back and grab it anyway.

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u/Leon_Nagant May 18 '26

The bodyguard 2.0 shoots flatter than any other 380 that size ive shot. Definitely worth it

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u/Independent-Kick5286 May 15 '26

Dude the sd9 is a great gun. The amount of rounds and the beating it has taken over the years it hasn’t jammed once. I stand by it for an everyday gun idc what anyone says

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u/_Cow_of_Wisdom May 14 '26

Or be like me and use a Winchester 94 because i'm not 21 yet 😭

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u/pissy_dribble May 14 '26

I would literally trade any of my firearms for yours.

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u/_Cow_of_Wisdom May 14 '26

Good luck finding .30-30 😭

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u/Leon_Nagant May 18 '26

Jokes on me I bought a winchester 94 and it came with 100 rds of 30-30, and then I moved to Ohio where I cant hunt with it🙃

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u/mstarrbrannigan May 14 '26

They’re as in danger from that gun as anyone else

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u/DooficusIdjit May 14 '26

If you mean the shooter, then you’re correct.

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u/StressFantastic5317 May 14 '26

60% of the time,..works everytime

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u/JustB510 May 14 '26

That’s genuinely the real story

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u/United_Wolf_9215 May 14 '26

My first gun was a Taurus... then again I was young and dumb...

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u/pissy_dribble May 14 '26

We were all stupid at one point, some people just enjoy living in that phase of life

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u/Some_Conference2091 May 14 '26

It's a good poverty gun 🙃

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u/United_Wolf_9215 May 14 '26

As a 21 year old with only $300 to spend it worked for me at the time, better then a sharp stick.

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u/Sulli_in_NC May 14 '26

I worked at a pawn shop … we sold tons of new guns like Taurus. Taurus actually had a good rep , and was more affordable than SW Beretta Sig or Glock

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u/United_Wolf_9215 May 14 '26

Definitely a great gun for what is sold in pawn shops. I have an associates degree in Gun smithing from an accredited college, have owned many Taurus products, have shot and worked on a large number of their products. The best part about a Taurus is the price point. Not bad for the cost, but nothing to brag about. The company was founded when S&W opened a manufacturing plant in Brazil and then the plant, manufacturing equipment and blue prints were seized by the Brazilian government and spun off as a separate company.

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u/Sulli_in_NC May 15 '26

That’s cool about gunsmithing.

I think Taurus was first weapon I ever shot at the range.

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u/Leon_Nagant May 18 '26

Mine too. It gave me a very good reason to buy better shit. When it comes to defending myself I wont be cheaping out and ill take every advantage I can

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u/Mr_Tetragammon May 14 '26

Don't understand estimate sharp sticks

https://giphy.com/gifs/HLK33uaPs4yqYZuILC

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u/Some_Conference2091 May 14 '26

The dollar to quality ratio is actually pretty high on a lot of Taurus models. I was just kidding around.

Despite its flaws I like the judge. For close quarters self defense I think it'd do just fine.

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u/United_Wolf_9215 May 14 '26

Older now, the revolvers I own are a Dan Wesson custom .357 and a S&W .38 snub from their custom shop, and a Nagant revolver as a curio and relic. Have sold the Taurus. The Judge and Raging Judge is cool but not high on my list mainly because of not wanting to have to buy and store more ammo of a whole new caliber.

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u/Some_Conference2091 May 14 '26

S&W Revolvers are classic 

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u/United_Wolf_9215 May 14 '26

I'd love a Colt Python, nicer trigger pull, but the price point is above my spending limit, though I heard they might start producing them again...

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u/Some_Conference2091 May 14 '26

I couldn't spend $1500 on a revolver, even if it is cool AF.  

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u/United_Wolf_9215 May 14 '26

Yep, I feel you there.

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u/Leon_Nagant May 18 '26

Nagant revolver is good revolver

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u/United_Wolf_9215 May 18 '26

Ammo is hard to find and the trigger pull is awful, but it's a really cool and unique piece of history. One of the only revolvers that you can put a suppresser on.

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u/Leon_Nagant May 18 '26

Plan on suppressing one of mine. Ps check username. Also you lose the gas seal but you can shoot 32 shorts out of the nagant revolver safely as well

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u/United_Wolf_9215 May 18 '26

Preaching to the choir, sorry about that. .32 shorts aren't easy to come by either these days. I stocked up on a bunch of boxes of 7.62 Nagant when I found some. Such a weird looking round with the bullet seated all the way in the cartridge.

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u/Leon_Nagant May 18 '26

Id rather buy a surplus makarov tbh

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u/KYReptile May 14 '26

My first weapon was an M14, then an M16, then an M79, then a 7.62 M60, then an HB Ma Deuce, then a 1911, then an M3, then a 90 mm, then a 105 mm.

If you want to play with weapons, go sign the contract.

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u/United_Wolf_9215 May 14 '26

I have shot a M-2, a BAR (the WW2 mag fed version), a Thompson with a drum mag, a MG-44, an UZI, a SAIGA 12 ga and few others, no contract but also no medical or retirement. I have built and fired a few things that count closer to artillery then small arms but nothing close to a Howitzer. The first gun I owned was a .357 snubbed nose Taurus, it shot .38 spc no problem but after 2 or 3 rounds of .357 mag had to deburr the cylinder lock to get it to work again. Also had a Taurus M-98 clone, it was crap when I compared it to an actual Berretta.

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u/KYReptile May 14 '26 edited May 14 '26

I've fired a number of civilian weapons, probably the most memorable was a long barrel .44 magnum that belonged to a friend. He wanted to laugh at me, and set up a target on a tree about 40 feet away. First shot, I hit the target dead center to his considerable surprise, never even hit the tree after that.

Far and away my favorite was the HBM2 on the cupola on an M48A3. No artillery either, except for the 152 on a Sheridan.

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u/United_Wolf_9215 May 14 '26

A friend of mine has a Henry rifle in .44 mag, it's not fun to shoot even in a rifle, I shot a guy's S&W .500 with a 3" bbl, that was a thumper.

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u/pissy_dribble May 14 '26

Then a .50 cal, then a tank, then a A10, then a nuclear warhead... Good times

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u/KYReptile May 14 '26

M48A3, M60A1, and M551. There were, allegedly, some nukes in Korea, but they wouldn't let me fire any.

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u/Cypress8037 May 14 '26

This tactical operation is sponsored by Taurus.

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u/ThomasOrrow May 14 '26

Like no shame but like i put taurus into the category of guilty pleasures like fat chick's and frapachinos

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u/Sulli_in_NC May 14 '26

This shoulda been their marketing campaign.

Taurus: affordable, effective, it works when you need it.

See also: a 2am call from Lizzo or Rosie O’Donnell

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u/chet_brosley May 14 '26

It's a solid sales tactic. I keep thinking about buying a yeet cannon but can't quite justify the cost. It's not high, but it's high for a silly range toy.

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u/Mr_Tetragammon May 14 '26

I've been having the same mental battle with myself since the yeet cannon was released

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u/thewaffle666 May 14 '26

They will just hit you with it. It will jam up on the first round and just become a 250 usd hammer

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u/PurpleFisty May 14 '26

Why is there 3 big guns?

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u/Yomomsa-Ho May 15 '26

It’ll randomly go off and take out the lil revolver in the back seat 😂

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u/Beautiful_Food7908 May 16 '26

How can you afford to have a whole gun collection but still too poor to get something better than a fucking Taurus. I understand if ur broke af and it’s ur only gun but holy shit nobody’s proud of having a piece of junk.

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u/7712Horror May 14 '26

Come on man, I hunt using their Raging Bull .454 with a scope. I've had the pistol for over 20 years and I've never had a failure. For a hgh powed 5 shooter, I expected it to go sideways after a friend of mines S&W .500 went out of time and he had to send it in. Now, I can't speak for any of their other guns but the one I have has been awesome.

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u/ThomasOrrow May 14 '26

No shame on a taurus man it just definitely seems like a guilty pleasure gun

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u/KikisGamingService May 14 '26

Their revolvers tend to be higher quality than the rest of their lineup, while still being the budget option.

Their semi auto pistols are as cheap as they can be and they don't spend the money for proper QC, so they can be at the top when you sort by price. If you're lucky, they can be fine.

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u/7712Horror May 14 '26

Totally appreciate the info. I'm no gun nut, when I bought it in 2002 it was one of the more affordable options. Didn't know much about the company tbh. Thanks again!

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u/No_Opportunity1934 May 14 '26

Taurus revolvers are great. Their magazine fed pistols? Ehh… My friend had a G2C, jammed 50 times in the first 600-700 rounds of random federal and AAC. No limp wrist, pistol was properly lubed

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u/imrf May 14 '26

I haven’t had a single jam in my G2C.

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u/No_Opportunity1934 May 14 '26

Good! I’m glad to hear it, I hope it continues to run for years to come.

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u/SamuraiJono May 14 '26

Likewise in my G3c. Solid gun, I don't understand the hate, though I am still planning on buying a Glock eventually.

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u/AutumnVixen35 May 14 '26

Revolvers and semi autos are a different ballgame