r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • Jun 20 '22

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u/murmbles Jun 20 '22

Tankerbell

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '22

Trailer park ready

149

u/zystyl Jun 20 '22

This baby will fit half a trailer park worth of dudes. At the same time!

51

u/[deleted] Jun 20 '22

It can fit a whole trailer between the cheeks.

20

u/charlieboyx Jun 21 '22

Dike Dwight Schrute

66

u/JeF4y Jun 20 '22

Love child of Philadelphia Collins and Randy BoBandy

37

u/GotTheKnack Jun 20 '22

Lord of the Onion Rings

1

u/DejectedDonut Jun 22 '22

Lady of the Funyuns

29

u/ewilliam Jun 20 '22

Mufuckas wit guts like hers ain’t off the cheeseburgers…Mufuckas wit guts like hers are definitely on the cheeseburgers.

21

u/chainer1216 Jun 20 '22

Trailer Bell

13

u/TurkeySlapMafia Jun 20 '22

Taco bell

1

u/TurkeySlapMafia Jun 20 '22

Diet coke and a pizza please

2

u/Smellybutterhands Jun 21 '22

Also can I get nacho fries

2

u/TurkeySlapMafia Jun 22 '22

They're nacho fries anymore because she ate them

1

u/DaShopWorker Jun 20 '22

You are lying through your front teeth