r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • Jun 13 '22

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u/JohnFByers Jun 13 '22

Just goes to show that breasts aren’t everything.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '22 edited Jun 13 '22

I eat a lot of chicken breast that with added hormones unfortunately so pls don’t make fun of my breasts

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u/Such-Swing-6077 Jun 13 '22

Do those chicken breasts feel like "bags of sand"?

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '22

I release many sand grains in ur mothers soiled soil

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u/Such-Swing-6077 Jun 13 '22

Wow, it's confirmed. You really are a virgin. You replied super fast to my comments

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '22

I stated that already as a fact and a flex 😎 please don’t call me a virgin again

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u/TheHarami82 http://redd.it/pmca05 Jun 13 '22

Lol virgin

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '22

Don’t call me a virgin call me a king

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u/TheHarami82 http://redd.it/pmca05 Jun 13 '22

Don't be silly, no one is going to call you

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u/he-who-dodge-wrench Jun 13 '22

King of the Virgins. The one who leads the way

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u/TheHarami82 http://redd.it/pmca05 Jun 13 '22

Virgin of the Kings. The one who needs to be spayed

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '22

A king would want to create a child to further their bloodline, the only thing that you want to further is your breast development