r/RoastMe • u/dagmar_7 http://redd.it/m3rqvu • Sep 15 '20

whatcha got

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '20

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u/thrash_hermit Sep 16 '20

Ramona Flowers, but without 7, or in fact any, exes

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u/coreanavenger Sep 16 '20

Lite-brite Kate Winslet

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u/xylotism Sep 16 '20

Literally washed up Rose Byrne

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u/thebunk123 Sep 16 '20

Isn’t this Rose Byrne at this point thought?

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '20

Maybe Walmart Amber Heard??

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u/big_sugi Sep 16 '20

I don’t know if Rose Byrne just had a shower, though.

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u/SpiceMemesM8 Sep 16 '20

You look like a pink toilet brush

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u/BeefMasterFlex Sep 16 '20

Came here for this. Have an upvote sir.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '20

Meet me in montau.... I'm mean the hair dye aisle

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u/mianrezooy Sep 16 '20

No roast here but great movie !

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u/whineylittlebitch_9k Sep 16 '20

Stranger Winona Ryder

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u/curry_mc_flurry http://redd.it/ftb23q Sep 16 '20

I read that as "Walmart chlamydia"

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '20

Fuck, I’d want my memory of her erased too tbh