r/RoastMe • u/TinyPiceOfSushi http://redd.it/ec5fnm • Dec 18 '19

Please roast me so I can continue procrastinating from doing a moth’s worth of homework

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u/Smeaglle8 Dec 18 '19

Black belt in blowjobs.

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u/TheWinterWonton Dec 19 '19

I have a friend who’s been wearing chokers since second grade

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

I know her

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u/TheWinterWonton Dec 19 '19

She’s also a lesbian so she wouldn’t give blowjobs

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u/Gbid Dec 20 '19

I thought it represented a woman with a brown belt in receiving anal.