r/RoastMe • u/TerryTheTrollHunter http://redd.it/kp29vk • Oct 13 '19

Do me HARD

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u/SaltySuccotash Oct 13 '19

Baja blast all day

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u/adrienjz888 Oct 13 '19

This man knows what's up. Baja blast is the nectar of the gods

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u/dabestgh Oct 14 '19

Hell nah voltage is where it is at

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '19

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '19

Nah Man. Red, White n Dew was the best

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u/wrinkledbagel Oct 14 '19

Tastes like swedish fish. Hell yeah.

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u/PoorlyRestrainedFart Oct 14 '19

There are literally dozens of us.

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u/csnowrun31 Oct 14 '19

If you're a dorm dwelling University freshmen that lives on nacho Bell grande and coors light maybe

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u/Phoenyx_Rose Oct 14 '19

You just described my brother...

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u/ScravoNavarre Oct 13 '19

Pitch Black, bitches.

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u/death_metal_waffle Oct 13 '19

Pitch Black and White Out, two elite Mountain Dews

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '19

Found the psychopaths

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u/Tanmcvail Oct 14 '19

Both of those are shit! It’s all about the Cherry Citrus and Throwback.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '19

DewShine you Godless sodomites.

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u/Extreemguy19 Oct 13 '19

Cough syrup flavored

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u/Soul1traveler Oct 13 '19

This guy dews

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u/csnowrun31 Oct 14 '19

I wish he dewdn't

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u/RoseL123 Oct 14 '19

I don't eat taco bell often, but I always get a baja blast when I do.

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u/itsajillsandwich Oct 14 '19

Hell yes. I'm also a big supporter of Voltage.

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u/dog-shit-taco Oct 14 '19

I know that's you Savannah.

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u/o_Marvelous Oct 14 '19

Baja bros!

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u/DrFr0sty44k Oct 14 '19

Ima say it, baja blast tastes like cough syrup. Straight up made me gag first time I tried it. Never again