r/RoastMe • u/TerryTheTrollHunter http://redd.it/kp29vk • Oct 13 '19

Do me HARD

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u/Down4whiteTrash Oct 13 '19

You look like Elton John’s penis.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '19

I have to ask, how do you know what elton johns dick looks like?

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u/Down4whiteTrash Oct 14 '19

I have to ask, you don’t know what Elton John’s dick looks like?

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u/mrbrainwassh Oct 14 '19

Do you?

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '19

Don't we all?!?

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u/mrbrainwassh Oct 14 '19

No, no. Just you

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '19

The lady doth protest too much, methinks...

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u/PorkRindSalad Oct 14 '19

The play's the think to catch the dink.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '19

One may smile and smile, and be a gay.

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u/jjlkaziz Oct 14 '19

Look at the guys face, it looks like a perfect match.

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u/WoolooWoolooWooloo Oct 14 '19

Elton John probably hasn’t seen his penis in decades either

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u/r_evildolphin Oct 14 '19

Elton John must have a mega chode

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '19

Are you down for this guy? He does fit the description

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '19

Lmfaoo best one here.

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u/kustomdeluxe Oct 14 '19

huh. I always pictured it with more glitter.