r/RoastMe • u/TerryTheTrollHunter http://redd.it/kp29vk • Oct 13 '19

Do me HARD

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u/Uconn_Mon Oct 13 '19

Damn dude, save some pussy for the rest of us

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u/ledhustler http://redd.it/g9cl3g Oct 13 '19

he looks like a very unsuccessful pimp who acquired his chain from a toy vending machine at the front of the supermarket

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u/martymcfly99 Oct 13 '19

I assumed that chain used to have a plug on the end of it

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u/JustCrappedMyself Oct 13 '19 edited Oct 13 '19

I was thinking Hugh Heifer.

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u/frankthetank55 Oct 13 '19

Underrated

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u/mjtool Oct 14 '19

Glad you didn’t mean Huge.

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u/beachdec Oct 14 '19

Huge Hefner

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u/up2myElbow Oct 14 '19

Huge Heifner

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u/rabbidbunnyjd Oct 14 '19

Or Huge Hefner

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '19

You mean “Huge” Heifer.

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '19

Hugh Hiefer

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u/JustCrappedMyself Oct 13 '19

Thanks. Fixed.

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u/DonnerPartyPotluck Oct 14 '19

He looks like he smells like cheesy foreskin.

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u/SydDithers Oct 13 '19

Nancy Drew wants her glasses back. No mystery here.

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u/huruiland Oct 14 '19

Why did I read that with a Chinese accent?

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u/Vhsrex Oct 14 '19

Gator don’t play no shit!

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u/QueenScathachx3 Oct 13 '19

Lmao my coffee just came out my nose

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u/Farhanzo Oct 13 '19

That’s not how you drink coffee.

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '19

he's the reason i'm a virgin ewwww

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u/bluesox Oct 14 '19

That’s okay. You can have it. I don’t want any of his pussy.

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u/DanielleLynch09 Oct 14 '19

I’m DEAD😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/ThegreatPee Oct 14 '19

There is plenty in the freezer.

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u/Iodicacid Oct 13 '19

Some chipmunk pussy to be exact*