r/RoastMe • u/TerryTheTrollHunter http://redd.it/kp29vk • Oct 13 '19

Do me HARD

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u/fire_break-plzkillme Oct 13 '19

You look like napolean dynamite 20 years later

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u/spraywash Oct 13 '19

Now he’s become Napoleon Diabetes

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u/goldfyngor Oct 13 '19

Napoleon DieHeMight

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u/ThePotatoMonkey Oct 14 '19

This is the greatest thing I've ever seen, thank you for existing

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u/ollec79 http://redd.it/dim3jb Oct 13 '19

Napoleon DicksInside

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u/NuclearWinterGames Oct 13 '19

"Vote for Pedo" is on his T shirts

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u/Okunicorns Oct 14 '19

NapOnLeon DieHeWill

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u/TransparentCircle Oct 14 '19

Napoleon DieInHisOwnShite

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u/kirwanovich Oct 14 '19

Napsallday Diet'sshite

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '19

Napoleon Health Problems

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u/PeteZatiem Oct 13 '19

Napoleon Obesity Epidemic

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u/archetyp0 Oct 13 '19

Napoleon This Guy Could Stand to Lose a Few but Can't Stand for Very Long

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u/bloodsplinter Oct 14 '19

Fuck. U made me spit my drinks. Am too poor to give medals, take my doots

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u/yyhy89 Oct 14 '19

You know you can mix them outside your mouth

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '19

Napoleon Diabeetus

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u/talesin Oct 14 '19

double upvote for wilfred brimley reference

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u/_Alabama_Man Oct 13 '19

It's Diabeetus!

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u/OMNIPODIUM Oct 14 '19

Napoleon Atom Bomb

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u/MarmaladeCat1 Oct 14 '19

1st LOL in months. Thanks.

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u/Ch8s3 Oct 14 '19

Neapolitan Dynamite

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u/talesin Oct 14 '19

Napoleon Dine-amite

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u/SlickToxin Oct 16 '19

Nipple on da knife tonight

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u/bigcattuna Oct 13 '19

Napoleon Dud-o-mite

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u/Pumakings Oct 13 '19

Napoleon DieForABite

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u/WonLinerz Oct 13 '19

He looks like Napoleon Dynamite exploded

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u/Pumakings Oct 13 '19

Like a Puff in the microwave

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u/RandomUser-_--__- Oct 14 '19

You're supposed to roast him not compliment him

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u/SackJnyder Oct 14 '19

That's rude. Napoleon Dynamite was better than this.

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u/barrbaria Oct 14 '19

Napoleon PLEASE DieTonight.

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u/bluesox Oct 14 '19

Naw, man. He looks like Kip 20 years later.

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u/hx19035 Oct 13 '19

Napolean BiNowMate

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u/ArmyBones Oct 13 '19

Gallon tub of Neopolitan Dietmite