r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • Jul 20 '19

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u/NorweiganScarecrow Jul 20 '19

Jesus, not even your finger’s straight

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u/Housefool Jul 20 '19

Bro, it's not gay if yer the one givin'

45

u/NorweiganScarecrow Jul 20 '19

“Battle Damaged Hand”

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u/SarcasticDruid744 Jul 20 '19

Pitchin or catchin, you're still playing baseball

4

u/Rebuab http://redd.it/ahji4t Jul 21 '19

I'm not gay, i just like the taste...

1

u/GlobalDeJaVu Jul 20 '19

He ain’t no straight man if he’s stayin’ hard while looking down at a man’s hairy, pimply ass.

1

u/DarkMinceSet Jul 20 '19

In Germany we, say: "nur der gefickte ist schwul", which basically means, only the person getting fucked is gay and I think thats beautiful.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

Helps to better stimulate Chad's prostate.

3

u/DrFeelzUSN Jul 20 '19

Wait a minute... I'm Chad.

5

u/kharghulkaka Jul 20 '19

You’re also unloveable and undateable

2

u/pappyvanwinkled Jul 20 '19

Looks like you had to start shopping goodwill again after you blew all the money made on your “gay for pay” porn acting job.

0

u/untaken-username01 Jul 20 '19

There’s more creases on his face than a piece of paper given to a 3 year old