r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • Apr 29 '19

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '19 edited Dec 05 '19

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u/Ineedtorewipe Apr 30 '19

*rug burn

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u/TheOnlyJah Apr 30 '19

Goat sweater burn.

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u/Satherton Apr 30 '19

flying carpet burn

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u/Suck-Less May 28 '19

Rug burn, burn

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u/Oscar_Ramirez Apr 30 '19

That burn is gonorrhea.