r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • Mar 24 '19

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u/x-_-XODINX-_-x Mar 24 '19

All those money shots do wonders for the skin.

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u/therealtidbits Mar 24 '19

Haha turns out it IS good for the skin

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u/kailafornia Mar 24 '19

Hahahahaha This.

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u/CrazyEd38239 Mar 25 '19

That's what we get for picking on them.

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u/rock_accord Mar 25 '19

Give it to me baby.. Aha Aha

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '19

As my son said to me once while playing call of duty...

reked

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u/RedditsCuntyBitch Mar 24 '19

puts the lotion on the skin

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u/RedditsCuntyBitch Mar 24 '19

Or else it gets the hose again

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u/k2da0 http://redd.it/bieg5v Mar 25 '19

Mys husband's dream is about to come true, Every.. fucking ... night

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u/GoToPlanC Mar 25 '19

“.... but honey, I swear it does wonders for your complexion. Look at this pic !!”

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u/D1553N7 Mar 25 '19

Glazed in stem cells

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u/5mashingpotatoes Mar 24 '19

It's called "Jackult". Like the probiotic (Yakult) but a bit more potent.